Splinter

Splinter is a part of a bigger whole and reminds you it is about the little things in life. It is a true-hearted and open-minded person. A great listener who also keeps an edgy tongue. Don't be misguided by his appearance. Though he's looking sharp on the outside, he is absolutely sweet on the inside and always willing to share his wisdom. You could say he is one of few, and if there was a pocket edition of Splinter you would always want to carry him around.

1. Omg, he's looking sharp, he looks like a Splinter!

2.

Person 1: He is a bit of a hard candy shell, soft nougat center, isn't he?
Person 2: Yeah, that's a Splinter!

by KC78 December 3, 2021

shintersplash

when you take a fat dook and the toilet water splashes on your ass

I just took a shit, and now my butt is covered in shintersplash!

by BowlerHatGuy January 9, 2023

Burning Sphincter Bombs

when you take a crap and it sprays and burns so bad from too much hot and spicy food and still burns after your done wiping

ow! My ass is on fire! damn those Burning Sphincter Bombs!!

by jordiea January 22, 2011

chip splinter

When you're eating a potato chip and it jabs the top of your mouth and breaks off.

*eating chips* "Ow! I just got a chip splinter!"

by Grillbae May 17, 2017

reverse splinter

When you stick your dick inside of a tree

Man! Taylor just performed another reverse splinter. What a badass

by #1god October 18, 2017

Teriyaki Splinter

Taking a stick or pencil with sharp metal edges, covering with alcohol or teriyaki sauce, giving a stinging sensation.

Damn, when he gave me a teriyaki splinter, I wanted to die.

by Fildodaggins January 30, 2018

Masters Splinters

An unfortunate situation in which a large splinter lodges itself in the asscheek tissue of an individual through forced entry.

“Oh my god, That man copped Masters Splinters.”

by Glizzy goblin January 19, 2021