sphincter puppet

someone who cuts you off in traffic

God, I almost rear-ended that sphincter puppet.

by chicken February 20, 2005

sphincter cough

The act of verbal flatulance through the lips of a jackass; talking like an asshole

In other words, a complete asshole undeserving of life

Mike: did u hear somthing?
Matt: no, why?
Mike: Hmm, must have been brantley spincter coughing from the other room...
Matt: damn, i can smell the bullshit all the way out here!

Brad tried to play the bass, but could only produce a rather nasty ass sphincter cough

Joe: DUDES!!!!!!!
Mike: what a sphincter cough...

by J-RIZZO November 30, 2007

flaming sphincter

to act of eating out someone's asshole covered in hot sauce.

that broad gave me an awesome flaming sphincter.

by Joel Diaz June 07, 2006

Fiery Sphincter

A mans sphincter that has been made love to excessively and so is "fiery" and "raw" from the constant friction.

When I had finihsed with Ed he had a Fiery Sphincter!

by echo64 June 17, 2007

Sphincter Licker

Someone who enjoys licking the anus of another person. The word sphincter comes from the circular muscle found at the end of your rectum, therefore when one places their tounge on this muscle, they become a Sphincter Licker.

A man who enjoys licking ass whether male or female, is a Sphincter Licker.

by Casey_Australia August 19, 2008

sphincter slap

after taking part in anal sex, while the anal hole is still wide open and raw, a quick slap is applied to the sphincter hole

"After I busted, I pulled out and gave her a sphincter slap right on her hole and she started to sream

by DOnald July 24, 2003

sphincter thump

The Sphincter Thump is a more humane / less illegal derivative of the Donkey Punch. While fuck'in Doggy Style the man reaches down and thumps the woman’s anus as hard as he can with a flick of his finger. The reaction is that the woman tenses up and greatly enhances the mans climax. (*Note the most effective thump is to bend ones middle finger back using the thumb on the same hand. Once cocked aim for the Brown Eye and let it fly).

Do you want all the benefits of a Donkey Punch without the trip to jail and rape investigation? Then try the smart man's way to muscle seizing pleasure, the Sphincter Thump.

by WCC July 14, 2006