Speedy special

When you put a line of cocaine on the top of a Monster can, snort it and then shotgun the whole can of Monster.

I did a speedy special at the party last night and thought I was gonna have a heart attack.

by Lordkeltic March 31, 2020

Clinton special

Similar to the under the desk special, the Clinton special involves a person of high power getting a blowjob from a co-worker who has little work experience.

Dude 1: "Did you hear Mr. Johnson got fired?"
Dude 2: "The VP??"
Dude 1: "Yeah man, he got caught getting a Clinton special from the new intern"
Dude 2: "Holy crap! She's hot dude, maybe I can get some!"

by Da Vin Chee February 4, 2010

The Christmas Special

When it is around Christmas time and the radio stations are playing Christmas music 24/7, get into your buddy's car when he is not paying attention. Tune the radio into a Christmas station and crank the music up and shut the radio off. Next time he goes to start his car, Christmas music will be screaming out his speakers. Also can be called "The Christmas Jingle", "The Holiday Spirit", or "Leaving Somebody Jumping for Joy"

The Christmas special should be used mainly on people who are sensitive to loud noises, or people who hate Christmas music. However, it can be used on anybody as a good practical joke.

by greasymeatloaf December 3, 2009

jonesy special

Used while playing pool, if someone sinks a ball they didn't mean to, or sinks a ball in a pocket they weren't going for.

A fluke shot.

*Aubry hits the balls hard and one bounces off 3 cushions before sinking in a pocket he wasn't aiming at.
Everyone else: "Jonesy special!"

by theButcher July 19, 2007

The Colton Special

When a guy brings a girl into the community study room in a college dorm and proceeds to get a blowjob from said girl.

Last night he brought me back to his dorm common room and we did The Colton Special. It was crazy how he lasted only 30 seconds then came all over my face!

by suspiciousman30102 October 25, 2022

Special Raped

Refers to any situation in the Left 4 Dead video game series when a group of 2 or more special infected pick on 1 survivor in a single ambush.

Bill: Son, are you ok!?

Louis: Nah dude, I just got special raped.

by Resident Hedgehog December 7, 2009

Decker Special

The act of performing cunnilingus on a woman who is also receiving missionary intercourse from a different male partner. This act is usually done without any prior agreement between the parties invlovled.

Dude, last night Brian tried to pull a Decker Special when I was railing Maria in the laundry room, I think he licked more wiener than puss.

by Sneaky Sneaky Sneaky February 22, 2011