hob-sobbing

An activity at a social event such as a cocktail party or Christmas party that centers on piteous complaining regarding the current troubling situation, in question,

After the layoffs were announced, the annual year-end party turned into an orgy of hob-sobbing"

by Larry the wordsmith May 17, 2023

Sobbing Slapjack

When you TiVo the Humane Society commercial featuring Sarah McLaughlin and play it on loop while cranking it.

"For pennies a day, you could end this shame spiral of sobbing slapjacks AND animal euthanization. PENNIES. A. DAY."

by AardvarkParade July 12, 2012