Scaffle

Verb.
To stab someone in the eye with a dull pencil or pencil eraser.
Can be used in the past tense. Scaffled.

Tom through a paper at me so I scaffled him.
Dude, why's your eye bleeding? Did you get scaffled?

by HRHAnastasia February 23, 2011

Swaffle

To slap your dick across someone's face.

Tom gave Jill a swaffle during sex last night.

by Mad_Hatter1590 May 17, 2018

coke sniffles

What you get when your sniffles are so bad it sounds like you've been snorting crack for the last 10 years.

"*SNIFF*"
"Dude, what's wrong with you? You've been doing that for the last twenty minutes"
"I'm sorry man, *SNIFF* I've got the coke sniffles."

by wongabird December 3, 2009

Snuffleupagus

A male with a large to obscenly large foreskin.

Dude #1 " I wasn't circumsized"

Dude #2 " Snuffleupagus

by srgt splat October 30, 2010

Snaffling

Unexpected but enjoyed oral sex

She was lying o the couch naed so i took the opertunity and gave her a good snaffling

by confusing retards August 5, 2008

sniffle-whiffle

term used as slang for sniffing cocaine, pain pills,xanax etc.

yo, you got that sniffle-whiffle crushed up yet. let me hit that whiffle.

by C.B.J. aka snifflewhiffle May 12, 2007

Snarfle

The sound that an adult pug makes when it breathes.

"I heard my pug Jonas snarfle all night and it kept me awake."

by Jasmine Zweifler July 1, 2007