Snart

1) n. an audible fart made at the same time as a sneeze
2) v. to fart as a result of sneezing; farting coincidentally with a sneeze

"Ah, man, I have to sneeze. A- a- a- choooPRAAAAAP!"
"Oh, damn! You just snarted!"

by Rumblestine November 30, 2009

snortling

To snortle means to chortle (laugh) with a snort. It's a business/finance joke

Then, when I will pay the bills that you have sent me, and I will pay with the money that you loaned me at no interest.
And while I am paying you with your own money, I will be snortling to myself, at your own stupidity.

Go to Youtube and put in 'One RingyDingy' and you'll see Lily Tomlin doing her famous snortle.

by Big Ed June 15, 2008

snert

n. - One who, in an online gaming environment, takes far greater interest in ruining others' experiences instead of keeping to his own. Snerts are often, but not exclusively, wordn00b/words.

v. - To commit an action normally associated with the behavior of a snert. Most commonly seen as 'snerted'.

(adj. snertish, adv. snertishly)

Noun: "My server has a strict 'no snert' policy."
Verb: "He snerted his PK score past 1000!"
Adjective: "Snertish behavior will not be tolerated."

by GJ July 3, 2003

snartchel

The puddle of drool left on bibs, clothing and car-seats by teething babies.

She needs a clean bib because the one she's wearing has snartchel all over it!

by c1nemac June 15, 2010

Snertinly

a term that cats use when they sneeze

"SNERTINLY!" went the cat as it coughed up the hairball/sneeze.

by xkaylaaaax3 October 11, 2010

snortingly

Adjective. Amusing with a tinge of irony, indignation, derision, or incredulity; contemptuous mockery expressed by suddenly expelling breath through the nostrils, often accompanied by an eye-roll and feigned smile/bared teeth.

"It was snortingly funny that the road rager who cut me off had a 'namaste' bumper sticker."

by Auntie's Helmet October 3, 2013

snartch

Too creepily ogle at hot women in a public environment, like a mall, gym, or Target.

Is Bob going to meet us for lunch? No he is going to go snartch around the food court at the Mall.

by farmertime November 14, 2013