the smurfs

communist propoganda

damn those commies! i mean smurfs

by andrew yeh December 14, 2003

Smurf

Smurf-(noun)(adj.)1.a small woodland creature said to be three apples tall and blue

2.a censor word used to cover up profane language

1. That smurf stole my apples!

2. Shut the smurf up

by Avarael May 21, 2008

Smurf

Commonly used as a substitute for a swear word.

What the SMURFING SMURF are you SMURFING talking about you mother SMURFING SMURF please leave me the SMURT alone so i can rest in SMURFING peace! SMURFING thank you!

by chya mamma December 8, 2008

smurfs

Military slang for military personnel of the United Nations, especially those on peacekeeping missions. Term derived from the colour of the UN helmet.

I see the UN flag on their APCs: the Smurfs are here.

by Robert Lee August 2, 2005

Smurfing

The act of snorting bath salts for their psychedelic effects.

Etymology:

The psychedelic effect sometimes distorts visual perceptions, including color and size. This can cause the people around you to seem blue and tiny.

#1 Did you hear that that cannibal wasn't even smurfing? That fool was only high on pot, and he chewed on that motherfucker's face.

#2 I'm never smurfing again. I was tripping so hard last night I lost my shit. Plus, those salts fucked up my nose. I was blowing blood out of my nose all night long.

by F. Baggins III July 5, 2012

Smurfing

When a man hits someone (generally girlfriend) round the face with their cock.

I was smurfing my girlfriend the other day and i gave her a black eye.
Can also use I smurfed

by Marky B January 30, 2007

Smurf

1) The word to replace all words. It can be a verb, a noun, an adjective, a pronoun (much like the F-word actually).
2) A blueish creature that is normally nude with a white hat.

1) verb: Let's go smurf around! noun: You are such a sexy smurf! adjective: Oh, what a smurfin' devil! pronoun: Shut up you stupid smurf!
2) Papa smurf is a cooool duuuude!

by Janiak June 16, 2008