Smurf

The unoffical name of the employees at the 2010 Vancouver Olympic games because of the bright blue clothes they have to wear that are the same color as smurfs.

Jeff: I'm stoked to go work at the olympics!
Brian: Have fun you smurf.

by MrBattleMan February 17, 2010

Smurf

A blue-shirted agent of the Transportation Security Administration.

I'm calling my lawyer. I just got gate-raped by a bunch of surly, incompetent smurfs.

by won't fly again December 27, 2011

Smurfed

Smurf, or to be Smurfed is the state of mind where you are not sane. An example would be under the influence of any mind altering intoxicant, i.e. (alcohol, marijuana, pills of any sort, etc. )

"Lets smurf it up tonight!"
"Fool, Im so smurfed."

by Smurf Me Please July 25, 2009

smurf-it

Spreading cocaine on a dildo (preferably blue) and repeatedly gouging your butt hole to get high.

Drew: I want to do this cocaine, but my nostrils ache, any ideas Wendy?

Wendy: Smurf-it.

by bradddddddddd January 3, 2008

smurfing

Gaming term: Entering your regular server under a different name so u can see whats going on without being recognized.

Commonly used by server admins and the like.

l4m3rtw4t: you cock sucking idiot i will spam as much as i like for i am a n00b
l4m3rtw4t: wwwwwwwww0000000wwwwwwwwdddddfkkkkkkk
Player1: Thats not a good idea
l4m3rtw4t: fuck you dick, i own you and will always
Player1 Signed As ADMIN
l4m3rtw4t: Shit

by Moggy006 June 14, 2004

smurfing

Named after the popular television/comic series, Smurfing is the act of putting your partner in some sort of choke/sleeper hold while having sex until their face turns blue. At this point, you pull out and finish off by proceeding to give your blue-faced partner a droopy white cap.

For added effect, you can let loose a cackle similar to Gargamel, the evil villain also from the popular 80's television show.

My girl passed out last night after we were smurfing, when she finally woke up I told she looked like grumpy smurf. She was not amused.

by igotblueballs September 13, 2010

Smurf

A term given to dumb players in the Battlefield series. They sit around and do nothing while your squad does everything. Usually snipers on an attacking rush map, how are you going to get the objective by sitting back.

trammellk: Look at that dumbass smurf sitting in our spawn

WWADDICT: How the hell we supposed to win with players like that.

SublimeSouth: We should kill all the fucking smurfs!

by trammellk July 21, 2011