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Gaucho Slap 

The "Gaucho Slap" is commonly performed when a man and a woman are engaged in normal sex using a condom. Normal intercourse is the name of the game till the male ejaculates, at which point he removes the condom and whirls it around his head gaining centripetal acceleration (like a gaucho) once at maximum velocity he releases the condom, sending it flying into the face of said woman causing a "slap" noise along with an explosion of semen and other bodily fluids that will be sure to enrage any lover.
Gee wiz! Did you hear about Jill? Her and her boyfriend Fernando recently broke up because he Gaucho Slapped her, totally ruining the moment.
Gaucho Slap by El Cesar July 13, 2009
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slapsticky 

Giving a friend a high five after masturbating into your hand.
Rick: "Sup Johnny?"
*high five*
Rick: "What the fuck is this?"
Johnny: "It's a slapsticky"
slapsticky by xXxDeathxXx September 22, 2007

Goat Slap 

An unsolicited picture in the form of a text or email wherein a selfie containing only male genetalia is attached.
How am I supposed to go back to waiting on customers when I just got goat slapped by that guy I met at the bar on Friday?
Goat Slap by L.J.Hudson August 9, 2016

pimp slap 

well...it really don't matter how many fingers you use. just remember that it's the back of the hand. not the palm. using the palm is the bitch slap. the back of the hand is the pimp slap.

How to preform:

While VERY angry, extend the right arm across your chest in a 90 degree angle. Tighten you bicepts, and Swing to the right with full SPEED, aiming for the cheek.

the goal is to connect as much of the back of your hand with as much force as possible.
Just finished pimp-slap(n) some dude for not comming up with the rent.
pimp slap by adrian November 27, 2003

Mississippi dog slap

The action of taking a wet animal hide and hitting someone in the head with it.
Jimmy if you don't shape up you's getting a mississippi dog slap!
Mississippi dog slap by BoDizzler February 4, 2010

Slap the Butcher 

A game that teaches the idea of possession in theater. One person creeps around the circle looking for someone to give the meat to. When he/she places the meat behind the chosen individual, he/she yells SLAP THE BUTCHER. The person with the meat then chases the butcher and tries to slap him/her. It is played in Drama classes around the world.
Me: We played an amazing game of Slap the Butcher in Mr. G's class today.

National slap your friend day 

On November 14 Who ever sends you a 👏 can slap you anywhere any time throughout the day.
National slap your friend day here I come.