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skeet

cum flys out of dick really fast... preferably in an act of disrespect towards your mate aka your dick sucker aka your best friends mom
by bigbarg December 28, 2005
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skeet

dat white shit dat comes out ya dick wen u beat yo meat or have sex wit a gurl
open yo mouth so i can skeet in it
by Peter Mitchell December 28, 2005
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Skeet

1. The ejaculation of a male's penile spurm.

2. A form of acknowlegdement; usually means "yes".
1. I think I just skeeted in my pants.

2. Teacher: You need help Johnny?
Student: Skeet Skeet!
by boyz2menrok January 6, 2008
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skeet

To ejaculate on or in a person.
Sorry, I didn't mean to skeet in you. Please don't hit me up for child support.
by niggaplease April 16, 2005
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skeeted

having hot sex while ur high, drunk, or both
"dude what did you do last night?"
"i went to the club and met this chick. I took her back to my room and we got skeeted"
by xstrwbrycrmx May 1, 2009
mugGet the skeetedmug.

Skeets

name of Kord Omniversal A.I.
Booster's robot pal
A Futuristic Robot Museum security device
Your master
"Skeets cover me"
by Axolotl_lan October 10, 2008
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Skeet

Skeets are posts on the social media app Bluesky, usually not hateful or toxic like similar posts on Twitter, known as “tweets.”
Jer @jer.bsky.social: wow i am so thankful to be on a welcoming and not-toxic app where I can skeet in the hellthread.

Pope Francis @pontifex.bsky.social: i agree with your skeet but show us your hog. trans rights.
by jerob May 2, 2023
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