situational engineer

A person that designs, builds, constructs, maintains the works of circumstance in which one finds oneself or a state of affairs.

Even after realizing my most valuable asset I was still not aware of the infinite possibility of gain until I met a Situational Engineer that managed its movement and offered 'sound' advice.

I thought I knew what wealthy was, now I know.

by Bogus24 May 24, 2018

kayne situation

Kayne cheated on kim kardashian with JEFFREE STAR.

Did you hear about the Kayne situation??

Yes... now the line now if i fuck this model and she just bleached her asshole.. and i get bleach on my tshirt... ima feel like a asshole.

by cool!!! snapped!!! January 23, 2021

costanza situation

any type of pain caused by carrying around unwieldly purses or wallets. In particular, references the pain that happens when your hips are not properly aligned due to an unusually stuffed to capacity wallet.

I think I've got a Costanza situation doc. My lower back hurts from sitting on this huge wallet.

by chuckycheesehead February 10, 2012

Hostage situation

You see how they're holding the contents of my mind hostage in exchange for good behavior? See it?

Hym "Hahaha! Get it? Norville and Gigi? Right? Cus he's a son-husband who loves at home with his mom! Hahahahahahaha! But that has nothing to do with the hostage situation."

by Hym Iam February 21, 2023

Situation Sally

A badass woman who conquers every situation set in front of her (Lord knows there’s many and endless) with grace and integrity and rather than explain herself to Tom, Dick and Harry, she labels herself a “Situation Sally” whilst handling business.

That Ericka sure has a lot going on but holds her shit together like a Situation Sally!!

by Captain Sally January 18, 2022

situation framing

Though a painting's frame is separate from the painting, it influences how viewers see it. Any human interaction can be framed as, for example, an urgent complaint, a compliment, something serious and safety or life-threatening, or as something positive, pleasant, friendly, funny, inquisitive, etc. How a person presents himself to others by means of 1) his body's shape (athletic, fat, or skinny), 2) how he is dressed, 3) his hair, 4) what he says and the tonality with which he says each thing, 5) how confident or insecure or fearful or loving he is, and other details frame the situation he created, which whether the person knows it or not are modified by the five things above, and affect and can even determine it's outcome. To fool someone or for other purposes, individuals frame situations as something other than what they are. Some individuals can modify or even flip a "situation framing", to their advantage.

Some individuals can modify or even flip a "situation framing", to their advantage.

by but for February 24, 2020

ectoplasmic situation

1. State of being caused by 'spooky ghost' attack. When 'ghost' leaves behind a trail of ectoplasm or ectoplasmic slime.

ref. South Park Episode 1206. Over Logging

2. When in reality you were caught watching porn by your friends and used this excuse to explain all the slim in the room.

What is all that slime on your pants? It looks like you had an ectoplasmic situation . (spooky ghost)

by Jive_Turkey May 11, 2017