Single

A relationship status that is usually associated with the euphoria of being off your ol' biatch's leash. For men, it means that you can finally hang out with your friends again. For women, it means that you can stop pretending that you don't secretly want Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom inside of you at the same time.

"Hellz yus I'm single, let's go to a strip joint and stare at some titties!"

or

"Omg Katie, like, I'm single, and like, I just noticed that Brad Pitt is really sexie!"

by RICEOWL August 10, 2008

Single white male

/r9k/ permavirgin. May become prison gay out of desperation.

If you don't know what /r9k/ is you're most likely not a Single white male.

Single white males congregate on /r9k/ to bemoan their fate.

by YIKES77 September 19, 2016

stingley

Tactile senstation caused by something that stings while feeling tingly as well.

Getting spanked with a brush stung, but getting caressed with the bristles afterwards felt stingley.

by Kahoki June 21, 2007

sunland single

Essentially a lowlife high school dropout who planned on attempting to get a GED, but instead fell asleep in Sunland park, got drunk, forgot where they were, then decided to spend the rest of their days collecting STD's and snorting crack.

crackhead, honkey, homeless, alcoholic
The sunland singles congregated in the park to smoke and drink.
God damn sunland singles, get the fuck out of that 7/11

by watermelon and kool-aid January 16, 2011

single

Seriously,
I'm
Not
Getting
Laid
Either

Guy #1:Dude, my girlfriend just dumped me, I'm single

Guy #2:So? Seriously, I'm not getting laid either!

by kmfo27 April 22, 2009

Single Pringle

Somebody who is single and proud of it.

P1: I've always been a single pringle.
P2: That's just sad.
P1: I'm glad about it!

by A. Nonnie-Moss October 10, 2011

Single Bullet Theory

Literally, a theory that states when man is set against impossible odds, his final bullet will be on himself rather than his enemies. Figuratively, a plan to "cut one's losses" or make sacrifices as a last resort.

So, yeah, according to Mike's single bullet theory, he's gonna play the market right out to the bitter end and try to cash in on as many stocks as possible; however, things don't look good.

by MACHone Inc. September 2, 2005