Simer

Sexy, fine ass girl with the tightest piss flaps you've ever seen.

Bendy from yoga and firm taco from kegels, this chick is rockin.

Can be a bit of a tongue whore.

If you're about to munch on some tight cootch, and that girl's got some fine pussy, you say, "girl, I want to destroy your fine tight ass simer with my tongue"

by D*unit* February 4, 2010

Simeon

An ugly child that lets off farts every two seconds, smells incredibly bad.

Oh, Simeon's farted again. Ew.

by youaresuchaslutx00x0x0e33 January 1, 2012

Simeon

The underpart of your chin that everyone has. Some may have it bigger than others.

That grandma has a huge wrinkly old Simeon!

by simeonthefatdogg4de3 December 19, 2011

siccer

A secksy mole rat that originated from the "beaver".

Originally thought to be a myth, the siccer now makes flash movies and faps to cats.

A finlandish lad by nature, the rare siccer is known to attack at the mere mention of the word "Frat Boy"

The siccer project is currently under way to find out more about this rare creature.

"Siccer stole my bike"

by DarkScythe November 18, 2006

Simeonie

A man or woman with a particularly small limb. Usually a small or shortended arm. This word is often abbreviated to sim.

Look at simeonie trying to play basketball.

by Turltle Claw February 8, 2009

Simenpal

A simenapl, is a person who is a true O.G and uses O.G terms in every day life.

Your Soo Simenpal!

by Mukesh_101 May 11, 2009

SIMCSMAO

Sitting in my chair studying my ass off. What partiers often say when they are actually studying instead of partying. Pronounced "Sim-icks-mo."

person 1 What's up?
person 2 nm man
p1 r u going Sam's party 2night? itz gunna be killa!
p2 Naw man I have a math midterm tomorrow. SIMCSMAO.
p1 that sucks a big one!
p2 Tell me about it...

by iamtechno May 20, 2009