Sidewalker

(n)A term used for those who work to ban smoking from sidwalks outside, including residential areas.

In March 2006, Calabasas, CA (pop. 25,000) passed a law banning smoking fro ALL outdoor public places. The city of Belmont, CA (pop. 25,000) followed almost two years later, extending the ban to also multi-unit housing, where ventilation is shared. There are more and more sidewalkers around.

by Daniel Hollander October 24, 2007

sidewalk

The absolute most annoying fucking place to be in the world. No one wants to hang out on the street yet for some reason you can't be on the street without having to put up with types who seem to have a good time being on it.

These loudmouths on the sidewalk who fess up with an overeager, obnoxious attitude every single time someone walks down the street. Society is such a troll these days.

by Nogoogleyeyes August 4, 2016

sidewalked

Drinking so much that you end up falling on your face on some unforgiving concrete.

Mike took nine shots of liquid cocaine and was sidewalked minutes later.

by AEKBD December 15, 2008

Sidewalk Pirate

Someone that lives or makes a living on the sidewalk. This includes bums, homeless, sidewalk performers, etc.

We were driving down the road and saw a genius sidewalk pirate with a dancing monkey!

by CaptainZ November 27, 2007

Sidewalk Spread

The maneuver the slow-moving group ahead of you does to keep its advantage when the sidewalk widens out. Instead of holding together and letting you pass, they widen their group stance to continue taking up all available space from left to right.

You're running to the bus but a family with strollers, a shopping cart and an elderly person's walker is blocking your way. You think, "Great, I'll pass them on the right as soon as we get past that fire hydrant and the space on the right opens up." But when the family gets past the tree, sidewalk spread kicks in: the shopping-cart pusher veers right, and now the whole family is still forming a wall of people, completely blocking the sidewalk from left to right.

by vzwriter September 25, 2009

Sidechick September

When School starts, the hoodies come out and cuffing season is upon us, this is the month to lock yourself down a side chick to keep you warm on windy autumn nights.

Daryl: Labor Day means the end to a city boy summer.

Lenny: I'm finna kick off Sidechick September tho. Gonna be litty like a kitty.

by Shitty Boi Summer August 29, 2019

sidehawks

When you're too punk to just have one mohawk, so you grow sidehawks too.
Stupid as fuck.

Makes your balls smaller, according to the mohawk-penis connection.

Dubs: Some guy told me he'd give me $10 if I cut my sidehawks off! hurrrrr
Orchid: So did you?
Dubs: Noooooo!!!1111
Orchid: Damn.
Everyone else: Damn

by hai_bai March 7, 2011