shit

1.A word to describe our meaningless desolate and ugly lives we live.
2. Whatever the hell is on the bathroom walls

1. My life is utter shit.
2. What the hell is that SHIT on the bathroom walls.

by Erin February 24, 2003

Shit

1. Verb: Slang for when someone takes a crap.
2. Interjection: When someone usually makes a mistake, they will yell out this word.

Example number 1: "Dude, hold up for a minute, I've got to take a shit."
Example Number 2:
Me: Did you remeber to get the keys?
Donielle: Shit! No...

by Numbah 36 April 25, 2008

Shit no

1) A political campaign slogan encouraging a NO vote on SHIT.
(U down with this shit? / No. Down with shit, man!)

2) The obvious response to someone asking, "No shit?" when you just got through confirming your truth by declaring, "No shit !!"

1)
RAY: "I'm voting NO on SPECIAL RIGHTS for illegal SHIT."
JAY: "Well, I ain't votin' for shit on Tuesday. SHIT NO !!"

2)
GD2: "Blah blah ... bla blah blah. No shit !!"
CPU: "No shit?"
GD2: "SHIT NO !!

by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006

shit

A she/him/it
a 's-h-it'

an uncategorized gender.

a hermaphrodite or he/she

that shit is daang ugly

wow I could be a bi if I tapped that shit

shit I want an icecream.
-Hey! dont call me names.
I wasn't...??

shitoramadingdongalooertingjajg

by Renapple March 20, 2007

the shit

1) (adj) Anything that kicks ass.

NOTE: Not to be confused with "shit" which is a derrogatory term meaning something entirely different.

The new South Park episode was the shit!

by fraghappy November 6, 2003

the shit

When a specific person believes they're the best at everything (sports, video games, their car, getting girls, etc.) and everybody loves them.

Primary Example: *Ford Kineth Kemp*

Max Naifeh: "Damn Ford, you are so good at everything you do. I mean you car is the best when mines a piece of shit, you get girls all the time when all I do is drink and get fat, and you are so much more athletic than me. YOUR'RE THE SHIT FORD!!!

Ford: "Max, please for the last time, I already know all of this.

Jack Love: Ford can I maybe suck your dick?

Ford Kemp: No Jack, thats what you do for Zac Turner. I get super models remember?

Unnamed Girl: Hey Ford, what's up??

Ford Kemp: It's now or never baby!!

by Slap Dick 69!! November 24, 2009

shit

1. Most popularly used as an interjection without the stigma of sexual inappropriateness with words such as fuck or faggot or cocksucker.

2. To move one's bowels, to eliminate.

3. One's less valued personal possessions, most commonly used to describe debatably useless junk, drugs (ie good shit).

1. Shit! Shit shit shit shit shit shit!

2. I just shat on a truly monstrous magnitude.

3. Why doesn't he just pick this shit up?

by ShockTsunami November 3, 2002