you've got to be shitting me

A different way to say "you've got to be kidding me." Or "you're pulling my leg."

A phrase of disbelief.

Usually used in a playful manner.

Example 1: (playful)

Man: I have a double rainbow shirt.
Woman: You've got to be shitting me!
Man: Nah! Totally got one!
Woman: No fucking way.
Man: Way.

Example 2: (serious)

Man 1: I was waiting around to be picked up for three damn hours.
Man 2: Dude... you've got to be shitting me.
Man 1: Fuckin serious, man.

by LCNeko December 30, 2015

Shitting potatoes

Extremely heavy rain.

"Man, it's shitting potatoes outside!"

by Mashuren May 21, 2005

Shitlins

Another name for a group of shitty kids.

"Where'd those little Shitlins go?"

by CaseyBlue November 25, 2017

shitting ourselves

A term indicating that one's anxiety, fear or laughter has risen to the extent that one is no longer able to control their bowels and therefore releases them.

''The teacher came down the hallway and we were shitting ourselves because we knew he was going to start giving out''

''That joke was so funny I was shitting myself''

by Mekko September 29, 2009

Shitting Crickets

freaking out

Then my transvestite of an English professor bent down to pick up my pencil, and her wig fell onto my desk. We were both shitting crickets.

Damn, that test was so hard I was shitting crickets.

by Mike Simeone May 24, 2012

Thanks Shitting

The act of taking an enormous shit the day after thanksgiving.

Wow tomorrow is going to be a great Thanks Shitting

by Dick loads of ass December 3, 2010

Fortune Shitting

Eating a fortune cookie whole, then shitting out your fortune.

Friend 1: Dude! You need to break open that fortune cookie before you eat it!

Friend 2: Don't worry, I'm fortune shitting it.

Friend 1: Oh, well its gonna be a shitty fortune then.

by MagnificationMan August 26, 2013