shitface

a random outburst of insanity

When you can't remember something like someones name just use the word shitface,"hey shitface."

by jennymate January 17, 2008

Shitaart

To Have a shit.
Origin west midlands, England
The act of outing you shit, hense shit out

Ohhh my I need a shitaart

by Bobby Kanker August 14, 2003

Shitfacican

n. A type of language spoken be the extremely inebriated.

"I can't understand a word that dude is saying- he's speaking Shitfacican".

by Zortron February 10, 2010

shitaristical

Something so shitty it's almost good. Almost. (See also: shitarific)

Wow, that book was shitaristical!

by Kwizbit December 14, 2009

shitfeart

Scottish slang referring to someone who is scared. Usually used to entice other's into doing stupid stunts.

Davie: "Jump off that bridge"
Brian: "Are you kidding?? I'll break my legs!!"
Davie: "Aw dinnae be a shitfeart"
Brian: "Ok, fuck it."

by juicyfarts August 22, 2011

Shitgarette

Any cigarette not made by RJ Reynolds or Philip Morris as well as any cheap dirt cigarette made by those two brands. Often has the off-taste of pool water and quite possibly, ass.

"Man, do you have any cigarettes?" "No, all I have are these shitgarettes. They taste like dicks, but I'm a broke bitch."

by TangencyStudios June 5, 2014

Shitfacedticated

Adjective
1. (of a person or their thoughts, reactions, understanding and high level of intoxication) aware of and able to interpret complex issues while very drunk; slurring but subtle.
"discussion and reflection, whilst totally bombed, are necessary for a shitfaceticated response to a puzzling issue"
2. having, revealing, or proceeding from a great deal of worldly experience and knowledge of fashion, culture, and intoxicants that range from the finest wines, cognacs, etc. to Ripple, Thunderbird and Night Train.
"a chic, shitfacedticated man knows which fortified wine to pair with both cordon bleu and frito pie"

"One could tell buy the cut of his Armani suit, the shine of his Ferragamo loafers, and the Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill stain around his lips, that Tobias was indeed a fine example of today's shitfacedticated man."

by JMFS13 July 15, 2014