Shitternig

A nigga that shits a lot

Black guy: I’ve shit 4 times today
Normal person: ur a shitternig

by Daddy oofin February 8, 2024

Sputtering Ass

To sputter ass means to fart in a loud, crackling fart that goes for long periods of time.

The guy in the stall was sputtering ass so hard, his butthole must be ripped open!

by Antikase February 14, 2024

Stuttering John

A difficult, short, drunken man; whose claim to fame is being featured on the Uncle Rico podcast.

"A little hobbit is outside yelling at the neighbor's house... it's Stuttering John."

by TheAstrocreeper☆ December 28, 2024

Scottering

When you are having sex with a quadriplegic with nonverbal autism, and they didn't fully consent because of their condition. During this, they begin to autistically yell, making you even more confused but it increases your overall pleasure, causing you to ejaculate prematurely inside of them.

Yo Glen, last night I was scottering that autistic nugget from church. It was pretty weird but pretty nice as well.

by Flaytonson January 10, 2025

Shattern

Sudden change in your shit pattern.

Some god awful bug has shifted my Shattern + 12 hours regular now. It's been years since it was regular 6pm.

by geofleet February 18, 2026

chattering pleasure

when a guy puts his chin over a girl's pussy and chatters his teeth (they are in a cold place)

"yo sandra wanted a chattering pleasure last night, I didn't know what to say"

"yeah she a freak fr"

by mikehawk921087 March 12, 2025

The Shittening

When your day is going like shit but you still don't trust it and something shittier finally goes down.
Similar to the fuckening, just fucking worse.

Ah, there it is, the shittening.

by Dilan K. March 20, 2019