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Knights In Service of Satan

A common misconception is that the great rock and roll band KISS's name stands for Knights In Service of Satan. While a clever backronym, KISS is in fact put in all caps solely for emphasis.
Dude! KISS rocks! But it doesn't actually mean Knights In Service of Satan.
by Baraldo September 12, 2006
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postal service

Jenny Lewis of Rilo Kiley, Ben Gibbard of Death Cab for Cutie, and Jimmy Tamborello of dntel created the synthpop group The Postal Service.
You would think I'm gay because I listen to postal service, but i'm not!
by Vagina McGinestein December 14, 2004
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Hood Service

The opposite of Customer Service.

Terrible customer service from African-American employees who have grown up in the ghetto.

These employees often chat amongst friends, eat at their posts, and act rudely towards or totally ignore the customer.
Customer "Hello, do you carry paper towels?

:Employee totally ignores customer, ranting and raving about the party last night, and how ugly Shaniqua's new weave looks:

Customer "Excuse me, hello?"

:Employee glares at customer after being so "rudely" interrupted, then states "Maybe, you can try to find 'em" :goes immediately back to conversing:

Customer "Fuck this hood service!" :storms out:
by Anonymous56987134 September 4, 2010
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Servicer

An individual that provides any form of sexual gratification for another.
If you want some ball tightening head, Call Rachel. She is an oral servicer.

My hole needs a servicer tonight.

I need a hand servicer to bust this heavy nut.

Ray needs a servicer for his ass. He’s a bottom boy.
by Eaton Holgoode February 16, 2018
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lip service

1. empty talk, speech that the speaker will not likely act upon

2. oral sex, especially cunnilingus
He gave lip service to the idea of socialized medicine but did not tell the government about his thoughts on the matter.
by The Return of Light Joker January 18, 2009
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fat service

"yo, in my room i dont get no fat service."
by flemgem November 7, 2007
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serviette

Canadian-speak for napkin. usu. white paper pulp.
"Pass me some serviettes, eh? I've got something on my hands."
by shitcharles June 22, 2009
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