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Smudda Budda

A type of lube that is used in the strip club. It is mixed with hand sanitizer and butter to make a clean and easy glide for customers. It is available in different scents like mango, guava, weed and pina coloda. It keeps strip clubs a little cleaner and customers satisfied and all in all it is a great product!
Christine: Please fill my guns up with some smudda budda. I am about to go out and do my cowgirl show.

Lynn: Okay what flavor you want?

Melissa: I used all the mango girls!

Marcia: Oh shit that's my favorite kind!

Christine: Dammit just fill me up with the guava!
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SMUD

it's a SCUD send by mail
My boss just sent me a SMUD.

It hurts.
by charlypops November 10, 2012
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scmud

Starcraft MUD based off the Blizzard game 'Starcraft' ASK RAVER OR XILL FOR HELP
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by scmud dude December 23, 2003
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smudge the prairie dog

the very beginning of a turd that is trying to sneak out of your anus...especially when you cant make it to a rest room. It will try and try to make its way out, but you have to keep on clenching to keep it in...
I was at the racetrack, watching the race, when I felt 'smudge the prairie dog' trying to make his way out. The shitter was about a mile away, so I had to fight with him all stinking day!
by smudge the prairie dog September 19, 2009
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smudgee

A term used to describe the type of shit that just takes ages to wipe cause it's smudged itself all over your arse, due to it not properly dropping completely, or just bad wiping in general.
Man that dump i had was a big smudgee - was in there wipin for ten minutes!
by Smudgee January 27, 2005
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smudge magnet

(n.) -- A hi-tech tablet gadget like the iPad or the Kindle which whether nerdy-looking or sleek nevertheless becomes a smudge magnet during use at home or office.
"I love the entire concept of the iPad, but I am just worried it's going to become just another smudge magnet in my home."

-- overheard at a watercooler in a San Francisco office building on January 28, 2010
by PRwiz101 January 29, 2010
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Smudged Lipstick

When a woman gives oral sex to a man after he has pulled his penis out of her vaginia during which she was on her menstrual cycle. Thus giving her what looks like "Smudged Lipstick".
What I did last night, actually. Her period ends up on her face via the man's penis, thus giving her a "Smudged Lipstick". It looks like when a woman had on lipstick buy got "smudged" or "smeared" all over her face.
by Jason Dequis January 13, 2009
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