seinfeld bet

A bet that requires a ton of honesty between a group of people. This bet was first introduced in Seinfeld in which a group of people bet on who can the longest with out masterbaiting. However it is quite is easy to win this bet if you lie.

Man I knew I could never go more than 3 weeks with jerking off. I really shouldn't ahve been a part of that seinfeld bet. (Zipper sound trousers drop) Might as well get my money's worth!!!

by Bob is your aunt September 11, 2005

SeinFreud

A funny that makes you think...

"So that was Taking My Tampon Out on the Subway Part I"
"Good God there's a Part II?"
<Laughing> "No....Sucka! I just scored a SeinFreud, BURN"

by The Original Sabs August 4, 2007

Seismic Squeeze

To forcefully take a human or an object between yourlegs and squeeze them as hard as you can.

I seismic squeezed your mom in bed last night.

by NICK AND GARRET July 5, 2007

seizureman

To have a seizure during sex.

OMG Becky, Iz was so good last night, he seizuremanned me

by Capitan Seizure January 17, 2008

Seikoün

Noun

Pronunciation: (Deu: Zye Ko Yun) (Eng: Say Ko Yoon)

An extremely rare German first-name. The definition for this name is "Lucky One" or "Lucky Child." Seikoün almost always is used for a male.

Seikoün, what does your name mean?

by IamGerman115 November 19, 2010

seinfilled

A day that is filled with Seinfeld Reruns of the best episodes from soup nazi to stickel of flouride. From double dip to antidentite.

We are going to have a seinfilled day today on TBS.

We are gunna have a seinfilled day.

by Brooks Langford February 26, 2011

seining out

Could mean either just giving up, slowly getting out or getting away with something, relaxing drinking milk and water and watching a lot of Seinfeld, or seeing way too many actual signs.

I'm seining out! I'm seeing way to many signs!

by Dylan Gronseth (The Great...) November 11, 2011