purple headed yogurt slinger

A slang reference to the penis. Made popular by Talia Drzewiecki.

Hungry? My purple headed yogurt slinger's ready when you are.

by Hex June 11, 2004

stingers

Hits from a bong. Rarely used in the singular form.

Matt, it's the stingers that keep me going, dude.

by beelzebubba May 23, 2005

scunger

a woman who smells around the minge and who likes to get her filthy chewing gum grey knickers and bra off for a quick shit fuck in a pub car park.
they usually wear baggy cheap market jumpers and ski pants and come from tadley in hampshire.

wot a fucking minger,shes a real scunger,i bet her cunt smells like a fish fryers cuff!!!

by i hate scungers June 4, 2004

tit slinger

a bra

ooh me tit slinger's chaffing today

by Boothenangel September 27, 2003

ankle swingers

trousers for men that hang above your ankle which allow the ankles to absorb the sunlight increasing male sexual power (scientific fact)

Hey did your pants shrink in the washer?
They are ankle swingers, you dumbo!

by Phaite March 13, 2011

one eyed purple yogurt slinger

The proverbial "shaft" or "johnson" of Bozilas. A phallic device used for copulation/fornication. A flesh cudgel used as a sex blunt.

She was suckin on my one eyed purple yogurt slinger last night man.

by Rhyno February 13, 2004

purple headed yogurt slinger

A term referring to an erection. Due to the fact that an erect penis has a purple like head and that it slings a yogurt like substance. This term is used in the movie Varsity Blues.

I used my purple headed yogurt slinger to give that a girl a houdini.

by Biscuits July 3, 2006