Gnarnold Schwarzenegger

Schwarzeneggers REAL birthname, his parents quickly settled on this after discovering that he was just so fucking gnarley...

After killing his parents bare handed, young Gnarnold fled to the west where he changed his name to Arnold as not to confuse American audiences. He decided to keep his long surname as he knew it would fit nicely across the top of DVD sleeves in block capitals...

In the words of Gnarnold Schwarzenegger:

DO-IT NAUUU!

by Deryntheman June 15, 2009

Arnold Schwarzenegger

A t-800 sent thorw time by skynet
to Infiltrate America and slowly
work it's way up to President.once it becomes President it will begin construction on the military defence computer skynet and start Jugdement Day.

Don't fuck with Arnold Schwarzenegger he's a terminator

by calgore October 19, 2008

schwarzing

The act of impersonating critically acclaimed actor/governor, Arnold Schwarzenegger by means of quoting lines from one of his many movies and/or imitating his distinct, Austrian accent. It is a very common trend that has has appeared many times throughout popular culture such as in cartoons and television shows. It can usually spark a series of Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions if done around a group of people who are familiar with said schwarzing.

Guy: "HEHEHAHH!! HONEY! LOOK AT MAH MOSCLES, DEYAH BULGING WEET SUCH FEEEUUUURRRYYY! HEHUAAGGHHH!!"

Girl: "..really sweetheart? You've been schwarzing all afternoon..maybe it's time to give it a rest."

Guy:"IT'S NOT A TUMAH!!"

Girl:"Wait, what?"

Guy:"GET TO DEH CHOPPA!!!"

Girl:"..."

Random Bystander: "HEHEHYAAAHHH!! I HEARD YOU SCHWARZING FROM OVAH DEUH! MIND IF I JOIN?!"

Guy:"HEHEYAAAGGGGGHHHH!!!"

Girl: "FML"

by Konchii March 21, 2010

Schwarz" and "Negger

see Schwarzenegger

Literally translated (German)
Schwarz = Black
Literally translated (Ghetto)
Negger = Nigger = Nigga

thus we see, this Austrian man is really a Black Nigga

What the hell? That Black Nigga is running for president of California!

What kind of a last name is Schwarznigga? I should change my name to Wicenigga! (white)

by MerryMeri July 10, 2004

schwartzed

to have courted a female that a friend is currently courting.

That bastard Jimmy schwartzed Jenna from me.

by Petti2k6 January 2, 2011

Arnold Schwarzenegger

The Governor of The Republic of California, a former movie star and buisinessman who successfully ran for governor against the failed and corrupt Gray Davis. He is known as the Governator and enjoys crushing girly men, robots, and illegal aliens. Mess with him, and you will feel the full wrath of the Governator. He traveled back in time to ensure the survival of John Connor. His last name need not be said (or spelled), he is simply referred to as Arnold. His list of accomplishments can be viewed at www.joinarnold.com. He is looking forward to serving a second term in office. Keep it up, Arnold! California is proud of you!

"I'll be back"

"Join Arnold! Together, we'll bring back California"

"Our governor can beat up your governor!"

"your borders have been breached!!!"

"two words: Arnold Schwarzenegger"

by peopleofcalifornia June 21, 2006

schwarzenegger

1. Name of a muscle builder turned actor turned politician.
2. The name is derived from the german negger - Black and Hebrew schwartz - penis.

Arnold has a schwarzenegger!

by Sista Luvva September 15, 2006