school

The sub-moronic educational system that was made to pump up American pride. Usually incorperating a drab building with a drool inducing swill of an education.

School is boring, lets go get ice cream.

by DijetalBathe August 14, 2003

school

School is a place where they force kids from ages 4-18 unless u start late or flunk a grade or something.It is also how parrents get rid of their children. It a a prison that you go to and have doen nothing wrong.It is also a place where you have to suck up to people that give u a pinnapple up the ass.And if you try to stop it allow it than you have to get 2 pinnapplea up the ass and 3 old pickles.

school

by none emo fuck u all December 19, 2008

school

Where they hire all of the Mean people whos jobs are to make your life hell. Its the place where you can go and fall asleep to the teachers voices. They allow you to do this, But then get all pissed when the exams come and you dont remember learning this Stuff... They Also will give you bad grades when you fail a test. The reason you mostly fail is because the smartest kid in the class has moved to the other end of the class

Teacher: YOU GOT A 64% on this test!!!
You: Thats passing...Isnt it?
(if this fails, then try the following)

Teacher: YOU GOT A 64% ON THIS TEST!!!
You: ITS YOUR OWN FAULT!!! YOU MOVED ME AWAY FROM THE SMARTEST KID IN THE CLASS!!! (then start crying and run out of the room)

by Matt January 15, 2004

school

Place where parents send their kids to "learn." In actuality, school is a reason for the kids to leave the house for the parents to have sex without the distraction/intrusion of their kids.

Little Johnny caught his mommy and daddy doing something so they sent Johnny to school.

by LOLimjohnny November 13, 2010

school

A place where kids go to learn things that are basically useless to know as an adult :)

Person 1: remember Geometry from back in high school?

person 2: Nope. Don't remember a thing!
person 1: Me neither, gosh it was pointless!!
person 2: riiigghhhttt??!?!?

by hiudsavbuds bvfijufds February 8, 2010

school

A little jail where you lose many precious hours trying to do the work and extra work they give you during and after it gets out.

Man, I have a shitload of homework from going to school!

by Squueaky May 2, 2005

school

Where u dont want to be ever

neds are everywhere help me

by Johhny Baits August 19, 2003