small schlong

A small di-

Person 1: Yo that guy has a small schlong
Person 2: Yeah

by Ball$ack100 August 1, 2023

schlong sauce

Cum from a schlong

I drink schlong sauce

by Ya boi dan July 1, 2017

Schlong Sack

When your nut sack is longer than your your asshole after Ant Man expanded in it.

I have a schlong sack

by TheCommunistNugget April 25, 2019

schlong sling

Underwear for males that cradles their schlongs, much to the disgust of the people around them; a banana hammock.

That old man is still trying to show off his junk in a schlong sling.

by anonymous purple August 13, 2018

Schlong Slap

The act of using your underdeveloped third leg as a lethal weapon and proceeding to begin an extreme killing spree with the force of your massive cock being pounded against another's face.

Hey bro I cant wait to feel your Schlong Slap tonight, it feels so refreshing to have your meat against my forehead.

by schlongmurderer69696 November 10, 2020

Schlong McDong

a massive cock that requires special pants to contain its sheer power and girth

"Ayo you see Tyler over there? He's packin a real schlong mcdong"

by Xeno486 April 20, 2021

schlong gobbled

Eager to provide oral service to a cock(s).

Not stopping until all parties involved are satisfied

I sure schlong gobbled that redneck cowboy last night.

by Throbbin_Rob November 9, 2019