Scheeze

When you sneeze and fart at the same time and shit comes out

I just scheezed in my pants

by Lester junior robinson October 24, 2008

Schenectady sandwitch

originated in schenetady ny, it is when you nut in a slice of bread with butter on it an make a girl eat it.

boy: fap fap fap

ugh!!!!!
girl: munch munch munch

yummy that was a good schenectady sandwitch

by swagpoop9 November 4, 2012

schleeps

sh-leep-s
a ganja cigarette that is smoked at least 30 minutes before you go to sleep. this is so that the buzz will make you fall asleep and stay a little bit stoned when you wake up, so that the morning spliff can be fully enjoyed

"Hey man wana save a Schleeps joint off this bag"
"Yeah man put me right to sleep"

by connorbag April 30, 2006

food scheme

The act of making false complaints to fast food eateries, then demanding free food, then calling another eatery of the same company name (mcdonalds for example across town, then telling them they fucked your order up, then demand a refund in exchange for the returned food, and finally bringing your free food in to sell it back to them. (usually a last resort for drug or alcohol money)

Chris - "Yo Mike how the fuck we gonna get some weed today?"
Mike - "Lets go pull the food scheme you know well get atleast a quarter out the deal"

by ungod December 9, 2008

The Slurpee Scheme

The Slurpee Scheme is used to get free things with the purchase of any Big gulp.

First you walk into a 711, then you grab yourself a couple things that will fit inside of the cup without taking up more than 4/5 of the cup, then you Grab a Big Gulp or other non-See through cup and put your stuff in the Cup(Make sure you don't get spotted) then proceed to fill the cup up.

It works a lot better if you have a refill too.

"Man, I saved $7 today on energy drinks with the Slurpee Scheme"

"Man, Jason got caught today doing the Slurpee Scheme!"

by ManitobaWarrior July 9, 2009

Schewe

Coolest last name ever. Usually has hair with wings on it, definately the sexiest person alive.

Dude, I love Schewe.

by Chewy Roxorz March 9, 2009

Schmee

A schmee is someone who is always high. This is the noun. If we was high, he was schmeed. Which is the verb.

This term is widely used in the northern parts of Virginia all the way to as north as Dewey Beach, Deleware.

You are a schmee.

Are you schmeed right now?

You are a schmeeboggs.

Hey Schmee, did you see that sasquatch?

by Boggz January 4, 2009