hit that scale

The scale of 1-10 on women's sexiness
1 being no chance, 5 being average, ten being you really want to but are you good enough. So 1-5 not so good 6-10 great.

Me: So where would you put her in the hit that scale
Mate: Hit that high (must be over a 7)
Me: Really i'd hit that low bat it straight on over to the next guy.

Me: Woah hit that?
Mate: Hit that with a 9 iron all the way to the hole

by charlie xoxo September 14, 2016

Brandeis Binary Scale

The fact that girls at Brandeis don't fit a normal distribution, but a Bernoulli distribution when rated.
1 and 0. Fuckable or not.

Yeah man. It is impossible to rate girls at Brandeis. Over there, there is a binary scale. 1 and 0, either you want to fuck her or not. Famous as the Brandeis Binary Scale.

by theboogeyboogeyman February 14, 2018

The Woke Scale

Announcing that oneself is "woke" actually makes him / her less woke. The more that one self-proclaims "woke-ness" the less woke that person is in reality. This is the essence of the "woke scale," which is represented mathematically as follows:

Level of Woke = 1 - (Self Proclaimed Woke Level)

Stacy: "Wow guys, I am so woke it is crazy."
Stacy's Friends: "Stacy clearly isn't that woke. According to the woke scale, I think her woke level just dropped to 3%"

by humblemike October 6, 2019

Super Nice Asian Parents Grading Scale

Asians:
A = Average
B = Below average
C = Can't have dinner
D = Don't come home
F = Find a new family

Super Nice Asian Parents:
A = Above Average
B = Average
C = Below Average
D = do something good in life
F = Failure at school, hopefully not in life

Super Nice Asian Parents Grading Scale are similar to Asian Parents Grading Scale, But they say if their child becomes something good in life then they won't have problem with low grades, or else F = FAILURE FOR LIFE.

by The Kid that's Big April 20, 2022

scalene

lopsided; uncomfortable; off-balance; disappointing

I tried to express my feelings, but other people got the wrong impression and I left feeling misunderstood and scalene.

by hannah_grace October 28, 2015

canine scale

Based on a man's age, this scale classifies men (who prey on younger women for their sexual appetite) as canines.

The scale is as follows:

Age 0-12: Pup
Age 13-17: Weasel
Age 18-21: Dingo
Age 22-29: Jackal
Age 30-39: Coyote
Age 40-49: Husky
Age 50-59: Silver Fox
Age 60-68: Wolf
Age 69: Pooch / Bush Dog
Age 70-79: Arctic Wolf
Age 80-89: Hyena
Age 90-99: Badger
Age 100+: Old Dog

Zac Efron is a Jackal on the Canine Scale, but Charlie Hunnam, Gerard Butler, George Clooney, and Bruce Willis are classified as Coyote, Husky, Silver Fox, and Wolf, respectively.

by danthecolombian December 7, 2016

Riddle Shot Scale

As you might seen Riddle Vision, the riddle shot scale was developed by three guys from Embry Riddle Prescott campus. The normal rating of girls is on the 1 to 10 scale with 10 being the hottest. Now the shot scale is how many shots you must take in order for a girl to be hot. 0 shots being the hottest girl because you dont need to be impaired to hook up with her.

Dude it would take me 4 shots on the riddle shot scale to hook up with that girl.

That girl would take 10 on the riddle shot scale.

by flyboyz777 July 12, 2010