samule

Samule is the most amazing guy you will meet he will always make you feel better when you are sad or mad,he will always try to make you laugh no matter what it takes. He does not want to loose any friends espesualy if they are really close to him

If you have a smile you don't want to loose him because you will be lost without him so hold on to him and never let go,and if you are dating him he will most likely call you a cute nick name which will make you smile every time.

Samule is so hot, I want to date him

by prettygirlg6 November 13, 2016

shut up samual

you need to shut up samual

Me: Hey Samual
Samual: What
Me: Shut up Samual
Samual: No

by SamualShouldShutUp October 30, 2017

totally accurate battle simulator

Ok if you really typed that whole thing you deserve a round of applause because everyone is to lazy to. So tabs is a game when you make two ragedall armies fight to the death kinda like Cesar.

Hey, do want to play totally accurate battle simulator.

by Lord Potato October 2, 2019

samurai

a fuedal warrior that followed a strict code of moral conduct.They were extremely loyal to their leaders wheter it be a warlord or the emperor of japan.They were masters of the art of swordplay.They would not dishonor themselves by using fire arms either.The word samurai means "to serve".

equivalent to the knights of europe

by micheal dunn May 12, 2004

samurai handshake

Asian massage parlors offer this at the end of a massage, They will jack you off before you leave.

When I was done getting a massage from that asian chick, she offered me a samurai handshake for an extra 20 bucks.

by acm210001 May 6, 2010

Samurai Toes

A pronounced, permanent gap between the big and index toes. Generally caused by wearing flip-flops 24/7. Usually seen in Asians and Beach Bums.

Dude: "Can you hand me the remote on the coffee table?"

Other Dude: "I can't reach it."

Dude: "Use your Samurai Toes."

-or-

Dude: "Daaaang girl, your Samurai Toes are so gnarly, you can jack a dick off with it!"

Girl: "Huh?"

by spam&eggs.yo November 22, 2011

samurai flamenco

A bad ass superhero that has no super powers and his weapons are a multitude of office supplies that also serve as weapons for Samurai Flamenco. All of Masayoshi's weapons are based off of office supplies and usually don't harm people directly. Samurai Flamenco current position and President of the world.

Samurai Flamenco is a Super hero

by Samurai Flamenco March 2, 2015