This room smells like hot salmon. Who’s been fucking in here?
I just fucked Rachel in the backseat before picking up my mom at work. She could smell hot salmon as soon as she got in.
I don’t know why but my uncles house always smells like hot salmon.
I just fucked Rachel in the backseat before picking up my mom at work. She could smell hot salmon as soon as she got in.
I don’t know why but my uncles house always smells like hot salmon.
by Eaton Holgoode June 14, 2018

To have a wank
by Christian A. Holmes January 15, 2009

When a man or woman gets slapped across the face with another mans limp penis like a hungry bear does during a salmon spawning feeding frenzy
by Battered July 8, 2017

by Knob gagger May 23, 2019

by kazhami January 1, 2015

by ilikecarrots28 May 14, 2022

Similar to the popular term "Happy salmon" the Awkward salmon is the act of placing your hand between another individual's legs and just holding it there without moving your hand back and forth in the happy salmon motion. The Awkward Salmon quickly escalates the awkwardness level of the happy salmon.
"Dude, he totally just gave me the awkward salmon, wasn't even the happy one...just straight up, awkward."
by allie7715 October 13, 2014
