savior

Jesus Christ. Born in Bethleham, raised in Navareth, did miracles in Jerusalem, walked on water, pissed off religious people, was crucified for the sins of the world, went to hell, fought satan, whooped him good, was raised from the dead, sits on a throne, is waiting for his enemies to become his footstool. Holla.

Whatcha waitin' on. Get saved. You'll still be cool. I'm saved and I'm cool.

by Abbott Brooks January 28, 2004

sapiosexual

Never getting laid.

"George is sapiosexual. That's a nice way of saying he hasn't been laid in years."

by WayneGarber January 2, 2016

Divine Savior Holy Angels

A prestigious all girls school that transforms girls into confident young women. It is considered a wealthy school and the girls are deemed "stuck up" by many. People refer to the girls as "DS girls" who wear expensive clothing and drive nice cars, creating a stereotype that leads others to believe that they enjoy getting plastered and that their dads purchase them designer clothing. All of the above is untrue, and these false but at the same time funny ideas are most likely started by jealous public school girls who admire the natural flair and style of girls who go to DSHA. The rumors stating that DSHA girls have their parents pay for all their expenses are false, as most of the girls have a work ethic that allows them to hold a job to buy their classy clothing and cover all other expenditures. The school is nicknamed "Dick Sucking Hoes of America.” and is another entertaining joke started by public schoolers who were jealous their boyfriends find DSHA girls more fun because of their ability to be themselves, dress modestly (yet attractively), and wear their makeup in such a way that it extenuates their natural beauty. The idea that “DS girls” are alcoholics is false, as over half of the DSHA population has never experimented with alcohol. It is safe to say there are larger substance abuse issues at other schools than at DSHA. Before you say “that DS girl is a snob,” try talking to her. Most of the girls are happy to talk to you in a friendly manner and know a good time.

guy 1: "Look at how classy and poised those girls from Divine Savior Holy Angels girls are, they all look sexy"
guy 2: "Wow, their boobs are covered up but they still look hott!"

public school girl 1: "They're all skanks.. look at them talking to those boys"
public school girl 2: "your plastered and your ass is hanging out. Wait is that your boyfriend ignoring you for that DSHA girl?"

by summersun2 December 11, 2010

sapiosexual

A person who values intelligence as a key feature of attraction. No matter how attractive their interest is, the moment they speak and prove themselves of sub par intelligence to the desired level, it is an instant deal breaker and turn off.

This is not to say that they date 'unattractive' people or that physical appearance does not matter; the individual just does not put as much importance or emphasis on attractiveness.

If you find yourself drawn to intelligent conversation and more attracted to people the more intelligent they prove themselves. The opposite being even with someone of extreme attractiveness, the moment they say or do something that makes them look ignorant, idiotic, immature, etc. the attraction/connection is instantly vaporized.

My significant other may not be the definition of physically fit but he is exceptionally smart, it is a perfect situation since I identify as a sapiosexual.

I tried dating a model once, he was super ripped!... The problem was, i made a little chemistry joke and asked him to pass the sodium chloride and all I received in return was a blank stare! Needless to say, this sapiosexual decided being just friends was best.

by Duchess_Dor October 20, 2015

sapiosexual

knowledge sex

I'm sapiosexual, so if you wanna fuck me you better pass this algebra final

by itz_kidz June 8, 2016

Lord and Savior Jesus Christ

Commonly found amongst Wattpad Fanfiction short stories-

I was resting in my bed, reading a Wattpad Cole Sprose fanfiction when suddenly Cole appears in the doorway!
I smile but my expression quickly changes as he grabs me and pushes me up against the wall.
He whispers softly in my ear, and I can feel his hot breath on my neck, “Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?”
“Amen.” I whisper back.
Suddenly, I am rudely awoken by my alarm clock and I cry as I realize I’ll never be able to talk to Cole about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

by MondayHatesYouToo September 23, 2020

Hack-u-sations

Accusing of somebody hacking in a multiplayer video game with out proof.
E.G.;

Counter-Strike Global Offensive
Player: That dude just shot two people through a wall! He's a total hacker!
Me: Hey! No Hack-u-sations! Maybe he got lucky.

by Luna The Scarf Wearing Pony October 12, 2015