Reverse Smoke Ring

Blow a cigarette worth of smoke up a sluts ass hole and fuck it until her sphincter is gaping wide open. Immediately stick your rod up her v-hole. With every pump you'll blow a smoke ring out of her shit tube.

Note: if you give her an anal cream pie when doing this it can be called a "Steaming Clam Chowder". This is because of its resemblance to steaming Clam Chowder soup boiling out of a pan.

Last night I taught your sister how to blow a "Reverse Smoke Ring".

When giving some passed out cum bag a "Reverse Smoke Ring" I accidentally gave her a "Steaming Clam Chowder" instead.

by Mr. Teabag December 12, 2008

stretch her poo ring

To perform anal sex on a female. In other words, to fuck a bitch in the ass!

Yo. Hopefully tonight i'll stretch her poo ring

by COB David December 21, 2007

stank ring

I now pronounce you brown eye n' eye.

On Valentine's Day he shifted from stank ring to (say it fast) all the peanuts in the world.

by Everybody here February 12, 2008

Superbowl Ring

Taking one of your balls in between your fingers making in look like a ring.

Have you seen his superbowl ring?

by JustinJerkoff? March 5, 2009

Stinking Ring

An extremely smelly anus possible covered in a repulsive brown smear

geez that aboriginal lady has a stinking ring i can smell it from here

by gignja bert March 2, 2010

Krackhead Security Guard From the Seventh Ring of Hell

A force to be dealt with, especially if you go to TTHS. Basically, any security guard at that particular high school. They are prone to attack people for these reasons:
1. The sky is blue
2. They're not high anymore
3. That person exists
4. They're stupid
5. Their anus hurts
6. They were on Ye Grand Hunt For Ye Olde Reefer and you just happened to be standing there
7. They feel like s**t, so they want to make you feel like s**t, too
8. Any reason you can think of.

Me: Oh, what a lovely day, la la la la...
Krackhead Security Guard From the Seventh Ring of Hell: Move out of the way....*mumbles something about not gettin any humboldt last week and reeking of smoke and urine*
Me: *move politely but flip them off behind their backs* What a dickhead...

by Shawn B. January 15, 2007

sex ring

When a large group of people have sex.

My girlfriend Emily brought some friends over tonight. We ended up haveing a sex ring. Emily ate one of her friends out, her friend gave me a blow job, some more girls were making out.

by Wikipedia 10.0 September 23, 2017