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rhode island girl

here's a little follow up on the rhode island girl definition i wrote earlier. i left out some stuff (im bumble bee x)

rhode island girls are the best. we're not cheap sluts or whores - we're pretty awesome kickass chicks. we're either irish or italian - sometimes we're both. we have sand in our hair, coffee milk in our hands, a fake id in our bag (not that we need one anyway .. cause the bouncer always lets us in) and there might be a tatoo somewhere on us that we got on federal hill. we go clubbing with the family ("i know a guy"), and our brothers and cousins will beat your ass if you mess with us. you know, we might just beat your ass ourselves. we live for hockey. we've been raised to be the best. and you what - we are. we drive fast and we walk slow. we're fearless. and yes - that is a mercedes i drive. i got my rims on federal hill. we throw mean punches. we're smart. we're gorgeous. we like politics and speaking our mind. sometimes - we just wanna party. nobody intimidates us - we intimidate them. no, we dont talk like we're from boston - we talk like we're from rhode island. cant understand us ? fuck you ! "bubbla" does not mean "bubbly." garlic - becomes 'gaaalic.' the day that comes afta friday is not saturday its "sad-day." you dont drive a car - you drive a "ka." we cook a lot. we live for the beach. we've got sand in our toes. our state is still run by the mob - and we like it that way. we are proud to say that we own things that 'fell off the back of the truck.' you say our state is corrupted ? fuck no - its normal. we arent afraid to throw some douche bag in the river at providence or shove you off a dock in newport. we brave the cobblestone streets of providence in heels. we party it up in hell. the phrase 'mother fucker' is used a whole damn lot. but of course itll be said as 'motha fucka.' we are proud to say that we know a guy. our uncles are cops, our dads run the government and the hill, our moms cook a whole lotta shit, we party with our brothers and cousins, the same brothers and cousins will beat your ass, we're like jersey girls - only better, my cousins can sell you rims, and you can party with me. we are rhode island girls - and we're damn proud of it.
by bumble bee x December 29, 2007
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rhodeoing

When you're fucking a woman and you're about to cum, hold on and scream another womans name.
-Jim is dogging Sarah, he holds on tight-

-JIM: I'm about to come Lucy

-He holds on for dear life as she thrashes about trying to kill him-
by Antony Collett September 1, 2005
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rhode island pencil sharpener

When a woman lifts her legs up in the air showing her flesh hole to you like a slice of warm pecan pie. You than proceed to hoist your self above her and penetrate the flesh hole while slowly twisting your cock and body 360 degrees, repeatedly, to simulate the sharpening of a pencil.
Man, I really do love Amy, especially when she whips out her hot pie and I greet her with a Rhode Island Pencil Sharpener.
by CuntStuffer69 September 10, 2016
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rhode island shitbox

When you fuck a girl in the ass, pull out, while she is still gaping shove a live lobster in her asshole and proceed to fuck her till you cum. Next retrieve the lobster, boil, and serve with a side of butter.(Warning:The Rhode Island Shitbox may cause slight pain).
I met this girl from Boston at the bar last night, she had me give her a Rhode Island Shitbox. It was a little weird, but the lobster was delicious.
by Notre Damn July 20, 2016
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Rhode Island Rodeo

When your girl crab walks around the bedroom while you have sex in the missionary position. If the sex is going badly, there can be whipping involved, sort of like a rodeo.
A: I'd hit that from behind!
B: I'd hit her from the front!
C: Y'all are stupid, I'd Rhode Island rodeo her!
by lil pulp December 6, 2017
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Rhode Island Slide

To roll through a stop sign, or intersection without coming to a complete stop.
Nobody ever stops completely at the four way intersection on Wilbur Avenue in Cranston. They just keep doing the Rhode Island Slide...
by 99dakota October 19, 2018
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Rhoded

verb

1. Being led on by someone

2. When someone gives you all the signs they wanna fuck but curves you at the last second

3. Being invited over late night: hanging out with her, her friends, her other fuck buddy, then watching American Horror Story for 2 hours before she kicks you out so you get mad and pop half a xan
"Miranda told me to come over last night, then kicked me out before anything happened. I totally got Rhoded!"

"Christine Rhoded the fuck out of me last night! Fuck her I'm taking a bar"
by MoonJK October 7, 2020
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