rectum ralph 

When one suffers from extremely explosive diarrhea

Dani is in the bathroom having a rectum ralph; After I ate those fish tacos from the guy with the weepy eye I had a serious rectum ralph in the hotel lobby, it was embarrassing.

rectum ralph by bs425 March 7, 2015

rectum rubber

A rectum rubber is another term used for poofter

There was a rectum rubber ramming his pooh proder up the rectum rubbers date

rectum rubber by Grazmataz Christmas-tree December 1, 2004

rectum raider 

a gay man who has deep anal sex, like regan C.

Regan C is the chief rectum raider, because he's gay.

rectum raider by John Fishe February 23, 2008

Rectum Bagging 

The act of stuffing your testicles into someones asshole. A relatively new fetish, it is also done to reclaim much needed body warmth during periods of hypothermia.

After falling through the ice during my last ice fishing trip with Justin Beiber, he graciously allowed me to stuff my hairy beanbag into his ass to avoid dying of hypothermia. I owe him my life for Rectum Bagging him on the ice.

Rectum Bagging by A Bustle in Your Hedgerow November 6, 2011

Rectum Ripper

When you fart and it hurts

*Guy Farts* OH SHIT THAT Rectum Ripper HURT

Rectum Ripper by Joshua S. Davis October 21, 2008

rectum chew 

Eating butthole jhbgvjhdbfjhskjsdfkjdhfkjsdfkjh

Oh, rectum chew on my grandma!

rectum chew by Max February 24, 2005

rectum stabber 

A homosexual poofter

Man that guy is a rectum stabber

rectum stabber by spazmatronic October 27, 2008