n. 1. the manifestation of objects appearing, disappearing, transforming and transporting. 2. changes in the way we experience time. 3. any sudden, abrupt alteration of physical reality with no apparent physical cause. 4. the source of synchronicity.
John discovered that his keys had experienced a reality shift. He found them right where he'd looked to begin with when he noticed they were missing -- in the very spot where he knew for sure they hadn't been, just a moment before.
by Cynthia Sue Larson September 5, 2003
Get the reality shiftmug. Mike: "I hope I can get an invite to one of the Reality Kings sex parties when I get to California..."
Joe: " You dumbass, those aren't real parties; they're all porn actors!"
Joe: " You dumbass, those aren't real parties; they're all porn actors!"
by cds333 November 20, 2014
Get the Reality Kingsmug. A very good example of how easy it is to keep people in today's world entertained. It's always about a group of 20 or so, very retarded people competing in stupid shit and rambling some of the stupidest things ever said. C'mon people, how can watching a bunch of people living inside a house while having their every move recorded be good TV?
GET A LIFE!!!
The shittiest thing to happen to the U.S. since George W. Bush.
Was started with Road Rules in MTV(figures)
GET A LIFE!!!
The shittiest thing to happen to the U.S. since George W. Bush.
Was started with Road Rules in MTV(figures)
Person 1: Are you going to watch that new reality tv show about 2 monkeys scratching their balls for an hour?
Person 2: No, I'm going to watch the one about people inventing really stupid shit.
Person 2: No, I'm going to watch the one about people inventing really stupid shit.
by Fuckitall June 11, 2006
Get the reality tvmug. Reality porn is porn that focuses more on a story than just pure sex. Contrary to the name, the women who are picked up by the filmer(s) are paid actresses who know what's going on before the guy shows up. However, while the whole event is a set-up, the outdoor portions are not filmed in closed off sets and the people in the background are real civilians.
Street Blowjobs, Bang Bus, and Milf Hunter are examples of popular reality porn sites. As fun as it is to believe their adventures are real, secretly filming a strange girl sucking your dick and posting the video on the internet, or picking a girl up in your van, doing her with the promise of money, and then dumping her off in the boonies and stealing her crutches would be very illegal.
by Trivial Mind November 12, 2007
Get the reality pornmug. Some times people lie to themselves and others to create the world they want, (as opposed to genuinely and honestly living life). Making shit up as they go along to pretend to be what they want to be.
The local bipolar slut acting like she's your best friend trying to create a false reality when what she really wants is your husbands attention.
by choochflounder December 28, 2013
Get the false realitymug. Bringing YouTube to the big screen since 2005. Most reality TV shows are just dignifed YouTube stuff all packed together in a half hour or hour.
Also the sign that America is losing it's creativity and intelligence.
Also the sign that America is losing it's creativity and intelligence.
by Kyle230 June 20, 2009
Get the reality TVmug. Someone who consults those who has strayed from reality and has lead themselves to believe that their fantasy have truly become their reality . These life gurus then in turn guide the vagrants of reality back to their sad existance of life with a slap dose of realism.
Cory needs to get a hold of a reality consultant as soon as possible. Have you seen his girlfriend?!
by buti4life December 30, 2011
Get the reality consultantmug.