relative

someone 2 fuck

i like to fuck my relatives often

by Stupid Af July 11, 2021

relativities

Related activities; type of quality, scientific theory

Note relativities to Xp is Inyourfacebook International.

by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010

Relative Pressure

Your uncle or other significant relative pushing a beer into for hands and saying, "Here, drink this!"

Comperable to peer pressure.

I got so drunk at the Christmas party due to the relative pressure.

by Bob December 20, 2004

relative humidity

when someone is getting it on physically with one of their relative.

Leave my cousin and I alone in a room for 5 minutes and the relative humidity will get so high our pants get all wet.

by aris00 September 9, 2011

relative friday

The day that comes before a long break (that isn't Friday) or the Thursday before having Friday off

It's relative Friday! See you all in 2 weeks!

by Yeahidontknow April 17, 2014

relative poverty

U.S. poverty (in contemporary society)

Two friends that haven't seen each other in a long time. One just got back from Peace Core.
"Ya, the people in the village have it rough, being in abject poverty, but they kept such a mellow and kind attitude while I was there."

"I can definitely relate, I was in poverty growing up. Dad unemployed by 2008 recession and all."

"Man, you were no where close to a starving African child back then, with your relative poverty. Absolute poverty is not the same. What?--someone dies every ten minutes from a car crash--when 130 die--of only children (age <5) in the same time."

"Holy shit. Why didn't I think about joining?"

"Mehh, it doesn't matter now. What's done, is gone. You could do other stuff to help lessen extreme poverty though."

by aerodidact October 18, 2014

relative dime

When a person is relatively a 10/10 in relation to their surroundings but would otherwise be much less than a 10.

"Foo, she ugly." "Yeah but imma take her to Vernon and Fuck her there, relative dimes brother." "Oh shit, yeah!"

by Crastor April 25, 2014