Cap Rate

The speed which you can tell lies in until people catch on.

This nigga sharif lies daily, I don’t know how he remembers them all at his cap rate.

by Headmo December 9, 2021

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Straight Rate

n. The act of a heterosexual individual analyzing and judging the quality of a nude picture of another person of the same sex, with no homosexual intent.

"Hey dude, I'm sending a dick pic to my girl, can you straight rate me? No homo."

by Nathan L.T. Cumulus-Bayne June 12, 2018

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A 'rating agency' is a collective name for a group of arseholes that issue negative ratings to countries, companies and investment vehicles in order to enable their clients, especially banks, to asset strip them.

I see X rating agency have downgraded Y's sovereign debt...the banks are going to force the sale of public assets on the people, mark my words!

by Chris Biscuts January 29, 2012

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Pre-Rate

To rate a storm, usually tornadic, before hearing an official rating from the National Weather Service after a damage survey

Weather Weenie: “Matador was definitely an EF5, look at the damage!”
Experienced Weather Spotters: “Don’t pre-rate storms, wait for confirmation.”

by hischransen June 27, 2023

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It Was Rated R

The most underrated joke in Spongebob.

Squidward: Why couldn't the 11-year-old get in the pirate movie?

Mr. Krabs: Why?

Squidward: It was rated R!
Hahahaha! Arr! ...Because it's...about...pirates?

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 16, 2022

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