queep

huge load of sperm

yo son, last night i shot a queep on dat bitch

by grego welch February 9, 2009

Quercetum

A Quercetum will fuck your corpse and probably already has.

When one has died or falls down a lion or bear with run from the nether and begin to rape you. Thats Quercetum

by Quercetum September 15, 2009

Quelp

In the event that lint attaches itself to the hair twixt the butt cheeks, such an attachment is commonly called a "quelp." Quelps are analogous to the hair that inhabits the belly button.

Dude, I must have scraped a fist-full of quelp out of my crack!

The quelp is like unto the bat. They both dwell in dark caverns and hang poised over piles of shit.

I just bought new underwear and I have been pulling quelps out of my butt all day.

by Martison Bralex January 7, 2009

querf

A sexual act where a male farts into a woman's vagina, and she then expells it in a queef.

Oh man, I ate so much taco bell last night I had my lady querfing up a storm.

by whole fisted February 4, 2007

Queerplatonic

(Adjective) A word that is used instead of best friend by people who want to be seen as special. It is a relationship between two people so close that it almost seems romantic in nature, but is completely platonic. It can often be mistaken to be romantic, even by viewers of shows with this relationship between two characters.

Raymond: "How do you know Daniel? Is he a friend?"

Jessie: "I've known him my whole life. He's closer than a friend, he's my queerplatonic partner"

Raymond: "So...a best friend then?"

Jessie: "Yep"

by NeverEnoughDragons June 7, 2018

Queerplatonic

(Adjective) A word that is used instead of best friend by people who want to be seen as special. It is a relationship between two people so close that it almost seems romantic in nature, but is completely platonic. It can often be mistaken to be romantic, even by viewers of shows with this relationship between two characters.

Raymond: "How do you know Daniel? Is he a friend?"

Jessie: "I've known him my whole life. He's closer than a friend, he's my queerplatonic partner"

Raymond: "So...a best friend then?"

Jessie: "Yep"

by NeverEnoughDragons June 7, 2018

Quarp

When something is inevitable and not a coincidence!

We broke up but I feel like it was quarp!

by amindlover August 24, 2016