by richard taylor March 31, 2005
Get the puto mug.If your a guy and go to a bar and are approached by a female. She then tries to set you up with her best gay boyfriend only to find out your straight. Your offended and walk away as far as possible only to have that puto hopper follow you around like a grass hopper because he can't take his eye off you.
Mitch "Dude why the fuck are we hopping around this bar so fast? We just got here"
Nathanial "Bro some chick tried to set me up with her guy friend and that puto hopper won't stop following me!"
Chance "Dude let's get the fuck out of this place quick!"
Nathanial "Bro some chick tried to set me up with her guy friend and that puto hopper won't stop following me!"
Chance "Dude let's get the fuck out of this place quick!"
by mierda mouse October 3, 2011
Get the puto hopper mug.A bitchass, lying peace of shit of a boss. A man who never keeps his word and will say anything to get what he wants. A person that has no integrity. A PUTO is very similar to a fuckboi in that, a PUTO has no dignity. A fuckboi will lie, cheat, and scheme to get the punani. Similarly, a PUTO will do the same to get to his object of desire without a care in the world about the repercussions his selfish and often calamitous actions on the lives of those around him.
by Rick273 April 18, 2018
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Get the Mas puto mug.The coolest chick on the planet....she rides around all day on her segway and tries to run over asshats, listening to Evanesance on her mack daddy stereo that she had installed on the segway.
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