If your a guy and go to a bar and are approached by a female. She then tries to set you up with her best gay boyfriend only to find out your straight. Your offended and walk away as far as possible only to have that puto hopper follow you around like a grass hopper because he can't take his eye off you.
Mitch "Dude why the fuck are we hopping around this bar so fast? We just got here"
Nathanial "Bro some chick tried to set me up with her guy friend and that puto hopper won't stop following me!"
Chance "Dude let's get the fuck out of this place quick!"
Nathanial "Bro some chick tried to set me up with her guy friend and that puto hopper won't stop following me!"
Chance "Dude let's get the fuck out of this place quick!"
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