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proto-mullet

The name given to a haircut that's on it's way to becoming a mullet.

An embryonic mullet.
Jari Litmanen; Tony Knowles circa 1985.
by Gheorghe Hagi April 19, 2003
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photogeneric

The quality of being pretty in real life but not photographing well.
This girl is so photogeneric: her facebook photo does not do her justice.
by Javier Cabezas April 4, 2008
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protogoal

A goal scored in the last minutes of a game that has no effect on the outcome of the game.
A combination of the word protocol and the word goal.
Yair: Bayern scored their second goal in the game!
Stav: Yeah but its the last 5 minutes they're still going to lose the game...

Yair: yeah, its a protogoal.
by shlongsisters April 19, 2023
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Proto-pseudo-gangster

A gentlemen whose social and communal tendencies gyrate around the general ambivalence of others regarding whether he truly is a finger-popping gangster simply at the beginning of his intricate development or a confused boy with no self identification simply mix-and matching factions that should be foreign to him with those that you would expect him to embrace.
Oh! that silly gentlemen of color, look at him thick ironic black framed spectacles and flat silver trousers 'round his knees drenched in cheap cologne and failure,...what a proto-pseudo-gangster!
by Eisenach May 27, 2012
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Photographee

A person or thing whose photograph is being taken (not to be confused with its homonym, photography).
As an analogy, photographee is to photographer as employee is to employer.
"As a photographer, the nature is my favourite photographee."
by arjunnu December 26, 2015
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Proto-bro

A bro that bro'ed before all other bros. The prototype for all future bros. Does not know how to get anywhere other than the gym and tanning salon. One cannot bro harder than the protobro. Typically they dwell in Omaha, Nebraska and can be easily distracted by other bros.
William Anderson must be the proto-bro... he broes so hard motha fuckers try to fine him.
by Bromaster420 July 22, 2016
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protagify

A type of Hawaiian food
Shit! I spilled protagify on my keyboard!
by nottherealmsb July 29, 2017
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