When a prostitute fiddles with your prostate until you toot, and then you shun her for the rest of the STD bang sesh.
Big Queefy: Yo Boner, I’m tryna hit hooters tonight, you in?
Boney Stoney: First, it’s Boney, not Boner. And second, I’m out. I’m shunning prostitutes rn, I call it prostate-toot-shun. So I’m not down with looking at any Hooter whores tonight. You’ll get multiple STDs just looking at them.
Big Queefy: True, I got Gonorrhea and Crabs just from staring at this Hooter hoe last time. Turns out the crabs were not the food like I thought..
Boney Stoney: Damn that’s hot. Nvm, I’m so in.
Boney Stoney: First, it’s Boney, not Boner. And second, I’m out. I’m shunning prostitutes rn, I call it prostate-toot-shun. So I’m not down with looking at any Hooter whores tonight. You’ll get multiple STDs just looking at them.
Big Queefy: True, I got Gonorrhea and Crabs just from staring at this Hooter hoe last time. Turns out the crabs were not the food like I thought..
Boney Stoney: Damn that’s hot. Nvm, I’m so in.
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Get the Postulyte mug.What Grampa Potts did ("First cabin and captain's table --- regal company!") regarding why he was being flown out over da ocean while dangling precariously from Baron Bomburst's airship.
Grampa Potts' mind and personality must definitely have been "eccentric" for him to have actually been so blissfully unaware and loopily optimistic dat he could genuinely poshtulate as he did while his hut was being crazily-'n'-messily transported to Vulgaria, when any sane and down-to-earth person would have realized right off dat what was truly happening was a full-blown abduction.
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Get the prostuterus mug.When you edge yourself (my jerkin it) multiple times and you don't want it to end.
Example. Your lady friend invites you into her room. she kisses you passionary. You begin to strip, and she puts a finger your lips and says "shush, I have something planned." She grabs a few cuffs and begins stripping you down and strapping your limbs securely to the bed frame.
She begins teasing your now throbbing member while you struggle in your bonds. You just reach climax when she jumps off and says "One More Thing". You feel cold lube circling your butt and feel the gentle push of a small toy inserted. You feel like you need to pee.
She jerks you off furiously until you hit climax, your butt clenches and you shoot ropes you've never done before. You keep shooting, but each time it puts pressure on the toy, forcing you to shoot more. And repeat until you've shot every least drop you had.
Breathing hard, you try to break the bonds, still hard. When she looks over you and says "My Turn", you cry but you have no choice. Next stop Dry Orgasm.
Example. Your lady friend invites you into her room. she kisses you passionary. You begin to strip, and she puts a finger your lips and says "shush, I have something planned." She grabs a few cuffs and begins stripping you down and strapping your limbs securely to the bed frame.
She begins teasing your now throbbing member while you struggle in your bonds. You just reach climax when she jumps off and says "One More Thing". You feel cold lube circling your butt and feel the gentle push of a small toy inserted. You feel like you need to pee.
She jerks you off furiously until you hit climax, your butt clenches and you shoot ropes you've never done before. You keep shooting, but each time it puts pressure on the toy, forcing you to shoot more. And repeat until you've shot every least drop you had.
Breathing hard, you try to break the bonds, still hard. When she looks over you and says "My Turn", you cry but you have no choice. Next stop Dry Orgasm.
Man, I thought only girls could cum a few times. Damn, I did 5 times and was ready for more because she made me have a prostate orgasm!
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