Pooductive 

Being productive whilst doing your business on the toilet. For example, replying to e-mails, reading up on the latest 'hot' news, stalking that girl you like on Facebook etc.

I was very pooductive today. That girl I like has unfriended me though.

Pooductive by wordsmith_mcdaddy January 15, 2015

Mr. Producering 

Top G editing perfectly, in an emergency meeting. He can beat the matrix.

I am Mr. Producering a video.l and beating the matrix.
Definition-Top G editing perfectly, in an emergency meeting. He can beat the matrix.

Mr. Producering by Krakenpeanut June 14, 2023

Sexy Products 

Sexy products by Jiafei the product queen 😍💅💋

Hey Jiafei, I love your sexy products 😍💅💅💕😋🏳️ 🌈

Sexy Products by jiafeithequeenofproducts December 28, 2021

Producturbation 

The opposite of Procrasturbation. To be productive because of masturbation, or to be productive while masturbating.

Teacher: "Now class, if your going to masturbate, don't procrasturbate, Producturbation!"
Kids: Okay

Producturbation by Something Cooler September 5, 2011

producer 

1. (In the music industry)A person who has many roles, among them controlling the recording sessions, coaching and guiding the performers, and supervising the recording, mixing and mastering processes. See also Dr. Dre

2. A plant that grows its own food. See also Autotroph

Guy: Hey man you hear this beat? It was produced by Dr. Dre!
Guy2: Sweet, well did you know that a producer can also be a plant?
Guy: Shut the fuck up dude.
Guy3: Who there pal, I always thought that producers grew drugs!?
Guy: *Sigh*
Guy4: Well I thought producers could be in the film, theater, T.V, radio, and game business!
Guy: Your all right ok? Now lets stop this before this example gets too long.
Guy234: Agreed.

producer by KMK_ERK October 24, 2006

Productive Procrastination 

Productive Procrastination is what happens when you take speed (Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine, blue speed) and focus on the wrong things. Instead of doing your homework, you're hyperfocused on cleaning the house, sweeping the floor, mopping the floor, cleaning the windows and mirrors with vinegar, folding laundry, and more.

Tyler: I took 25mg of blue speed (Blue Ethylamphetamine) and I cleaned my room and alphabetized my PS2 videogame collection.

Josh: You're supposed to be doing your homework! You're doing productive Procrastination!

Productive Procrastination by CognitiveFuel January 30, 2023

SimGM Productions

A YouTube channel that is so Watermelon

Guy 1:Wanna watch SimGM Productions

Guy 2:Sure I wanna laugh

SimGM Productions by ItsRonny December 11, 2020