Jenny is a procrastinator extraordinaire
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Get the procrastinator extraordinaire mug.The act of scheduling tasks to be done at the last possible moment, thus allowing for a reasonable explanation as to why the person procrastinated in the first place.
Jeremy's scheduled procrastination allowd him to graduate from the University of Kentucky in seven years, instead of the standard four.
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Pre-Midterm Procrastination Disease (PMPD for short) is a disease reserved especially for the week before Midterms.
College and High School students are extremely vulnerable.
The most popular symptoms of the disease include:
Updating your facebook every 5-10 minutes hoping someone will reply.
Checking your emails constantly, hoping someone will send you something.
Texting your buddies for answers on test reviews and praying your teacher won't compare your work.
Speed reading your notes and claiming to your professor you've "studied well."
Crying for no apparent reason.
Writing papers at 2 in the morning.
Getting "distracted" constantly because of hunger or thirst.
There is one effective cure to this phenomenon.
The only possible cure is the winter break after testing, where students only have to really worry if they passed their midterms or not.
College and High School students are extremely vulnerable.
The most popular symptoms of the disease include:
Updating your facebook every 5-10 minutes hoping someone will reply.
Checking your emails constantly, hoping someone will send you something.
Texting your buddies for answers on test reviews and praying your teacher won't compare your work.
Speed reading your notes and claiming to your professor you've "studied well."
Crying for no apparent reason.
Writing papers at 2 in the morning.
Getting "distracted" constantly because of hunger or thirst.
There is one effective cure to this phenomenon.
The only possible cure is the winter break after testing, where students only have to really worry if they passed their midterms or not.
Girl: Hey, did you study for all of your midterms yet?
Guy: Nah, I'm suffering from Pre-Midterm Procrastination Disease.
Guy: Nah, I'm suffering from Pre-Midterm Procrastination Disease.
by Moma Laquifa December 13, 2009
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she was an expert in the art of productive procrastination always putting off doing things but getting so much else done instead being such a contrarian.
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Procrastindating is similar to procrasturbating, although it is marginally closer to actual dating.
Procrastindating is similar to procrasturbating, although it is marginally closer to actual dating.
A: Damn it, why all the fine honeys gotta appear when this dissertation is due tomorrow?
B: Bro, you're gonna fail if you just procrastindate all day.
B: Bro, you're gonna fail if you just procrastindate all day.
by ItsAadam January 12, 2015
Get the procrastindate mug.A period of 11 years. Analogous to a Baker's Dozen (the latter referring to a quantity of 13), a "Procrastinator's Decade" is a colourful description for the passage of time. See also 40 years (biblical).
Civil litigation: "This case must not be further delayed, My Lord, lest it drag on a procrastinator's decade."
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