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Beer pressure 

When friends goad you on to drink copious amounts of the yellow fluid, despite your own wish.
He knew he had had a few too many and yet he succumbed to the beer pressure.
Beer pressure by SanJan November 20, 2010

Possibility Pressure

The feeling on days off that there is infinite possibility for projects, work around the house and new adventures which inevitably leads to paralysis
Beginning my next novel, taking a ten mile bike ride, cleaning my bedroom floor, all were lost, tossed under the bus, and bit the dust because of possibility pressure.

Paradox pressure 

The urge one feels to buy games and/or, more often, DLC produced by the game company Paradox Interactive. This is usually felt the most during steam sales.
Paradox player: "Yeah, I just bought all the DLC for HOI4, so y'know"
Normal person: "Wow, how much was it?"
Paradox player: "Oh, y'know, just £37 in the steam sale"
Normal person: "Isn't that a bit much? I mean, you must've been under that Paradox pressure."
Paradox player: " *scoff*, you're a bit too much"
Paradox pressure by Origae6 June 7, 2018

Stupid pressure 

This aint normal weed fam this is stupid pressure. This Gas will have u all the way on you ass, they say only cali shit can be considered Stupid Pressure.
I got that stupid pressure on deck if you need it.
Stupid pressure by Nahmii November 30, 2018

meme pressure 

Watching a movie, series or any other pop culture material just to understand popular memes referencing said material.
Why didn't John come to the gym today?
Oh don't you know? He was meme pressured into watching Dark on Netflix.

Schlong Pressure 

The amount of pressure in your Schlong (Male Genitalia), this pressure decides the projectile speed of your ejaculation.
Jonathan: "Did you see William's Schlong Pressure yesterday? When he came it just ran down the side of his Schlong."
Thomas: "I saw that, on the other hand I had extreme pressure so when I came it exploded and flew everywhere!"
Schlong Pressure by xWhatDa December 5, 2022