This old hag Melissa V. Is wearing a skin tight leopard dress that really shows off her huge pussy pouch.
by Gotchabiotch91 January 3, 2012
Get the Pussy pouchmug. by Chucky March 15, 2005
Get the peanie pouchmug. Injecting peanut butter into a man's anus to entice squirrels to feast upon his ticklish innards. Claws are a bonus, but Crunchy is an acquired taste.
1. Pouched Entrails involves a man standing perfectly still outside the house on a Friday evening. naked but for the peanut butter condiment. A turkey baster used to inject bait into his anus works to entice the wildlife. As squirrels draw near, and indulge on his thighs, they grow curious to what lies nearer the target. Without warning, and more of a dart, the squirrels can dart without warning straight up his peanut hole, fervently clawing and licking everything that could be attained. The man becomes erect. And lonely. (different story).
2. "Wow, I got hammered last weekend. Did someone stuff a squirrel up my ass, or was i imagining shit with a sandwich?
3. Peanut butter, personal space, and Peyote don't always mix.
2. "Wow, I got hammered last weekend. Did someone stuff a squirrel up my ass, or was i imagining shit with a sandwich?
3. Peanut butter, personal space, and Peyote don't always mix.
by Nsla June 26, 2016
Get the Pouched Entrailsmug. I was at the massage parlor last night, and she asked me if I wanted a happy ending, and I was like, yeah, as long as it's the rice pouch and not the helping hand.
by MiLuvYuLong July 26, 2012
Get the rice pouchmug. by jenni1188 May 20, 2007
Get the plumb pouchmug. by nich43 October 18, 2010
Get the The Crouch Pouchmug. by Sidchan July 10, 2010
Get the Contour pouchmug.