Pussy pouch

A pouch connected to the pussy of a usually fat, old, and ugly woman.

This old hag Melissa V. Is wearing a skin tight leopard dress that really shows off her huge pussy pouch.

by Gotchabiotch91 January 03, 2012

peanie pouch

The area between two good size breasts. Said shorter - cleavage

That chick has a nice peanie pouch.

by Chucky March 15, 2005

rice pouch

Asian vagina.

I was at the massage parlor last night, and she asked me if I wanted a happy ending, and I was like, yeah, as long as it's the rice pouch and not the helping hand.

by MiLuvYuLong March 12, 2012

Pouched Entrails

Injecting peanut butter into a man's anus to entice squirrels to feast upon his ticklish innards. Claws are a bonus, but Crunchy is an acquired taste.

1. Pouched Entrails involves a man standing perfectly still outside the house on a Friday evening. naked but for the peanut butter condiment. A turkey baster used to inject bait into his anus works to entice the wildlife. As squirrels draw near, and indulge on his thighs, they grow curious to what lies nearer the target. Without warning, and more of a dart, the squirrels can dart without warning straight up his peanut hole, fervently clawing and licking everything that could be attained. The man becomes erect. And lonely. (different story).

2. "Wow, I got hammered last weekend. Did someone stuff a squirrel up my ass, or was i imagining shit with a sandwich?
3. Peanut butter, personal space, and Peyote don't always mix.

by Nsla June 26, 2016

Contour pouch

Another name for tight mens' underwear.

FEMALE: Wow, someone's exited.

MALE: Yeah thanks. It's my new contour pouch. Like what ya see?

by Sidchan July 10, 2010

Pecker Pouch

1.A holding device used to carry a mans enormous cock if it is too heavy to walk with.
can also be used to protect and keep your cock warm in rain or any weather conditions.

1.I bought this pecker pouch so it keeps my cock protected and warm when i go fishing in the winter time.
2. Now when my dog bites me in the cock this pecker pouch will keep my dick protected.

by Russey August 28, 2008

plumb pouch

A mans G-Sring! the pouch is where you put your testicles which are also called plumbs

"i need to adjust my plumb pouch"

by jenni1188 May 04, 2007