Pitching tent

Having a rock-hard boner —usually involuntarily, and often a teenage phenomenon.

“Bra, I was seriously pitching tent when that bombshell entered the sauna... I couldn’t help it bra.”

by Dutch Bra July 26, 2018

Pitching A tent

Pretty much a boner

He was pitching a tent when he saw her in that bikini

by Dicksuckinghoe September 19, 2018

Pitching a tent

The act of getting an unexpected erection typically caused by the sight of a beautiful girl.

He looked at his phone and ended up pitching a tent!

by Motomusic May 31, 2019

Pitching the tent

When someone gets a boner and it causes their pants to perk up in a tent like shape

I couldn’t come up in front of the class because I was accidentally pitching the tent

by Fusion_Hf April 17, 2019

Poaching

Poaching is a term for a person who collects peoples nudes for pleasure and to have a collection

I saw a poaching collection of my ex it was large, i thought thr idea was a fiction until i saw it for myself.

by Saerow June 15, 2021

Ponching Up

Ponch Up- This term is used when one is putting a rain poncho on themself usually in preparation for imminent rainfall. It is similar to “Put a poncho on” though that is far longer.

Hey man you should ponch up. It’s about to rain.

Look at those storm clouds. I’m ponching up.

by Jturn96111 November 20, 2021

Poochingus

fecal matter excreting out of the wrong hole.

Dude i think i just poochingused myself!

by dip_b September 7, 2021