potato bear 

A breed of a bear and a potato a very rare species and is beautiful if you see it..........good luck escaping it's beauty

OMG look a potato bear

It's super rare

*bear stares*
Can't look away

potato bear by Officialbearsdefinition December 4, 2016

Potarto 

The combination of a potato and mentally challenged individual.

that dude is such a potarto!

Potarto by Microdaddy September 6, 2017

Potato-y

as in ... being a potato. Ie; ugly, fat, boring, useless.

“I look awful today. I’m so potato-y.”

Potato-y by QueenPotatoHead January 10, 2019

potatl 

when you can't spell potato. Get a life

oh look it's a potatl, wait it's potato.

potatl by Correct your spelling schmucks March 10, 2020

Potahto-Potato 

Mean 'The same thing' used when someone says the same thing in 2 different ways.

Boy: I wanna kiss you
Girl: NO
Boy: I wanna put my lips on yours
Girl: Potahto-Potato

Potahto-Potato by Hotworder August 21, 2020

ouch potato 

Unpleasant sensation of standing up from couch after lying and watching TV for several hours.

John thought about getting up to serve us some snacks, but the thought of the ouch potato feeling kept him in front of the television.

ouch potato by VonKrokar February 25, 2009

Wedge potato

1) One who penetrated a potato by (wedging) a hole into the side of it creating the ultimate lube less sex toy for male masturbation.

This is done by getting a large potato and carving a hole (this can also be known as wedging) a hole to a similar size and diameter to your penis and then using the potato to pleasure your self. This can also give a whole new meaning to 'Hot Potato'.

Person 1: Look at the tits on that...
Person 2: They are so perfect i'm going to wedge potato to that later

Wedge potato by Hungassaurus September 12, 2013