The Scott Popsicle Test is a test in which a man measures his penis concerning the gag reflex via a popsicle. The aforementioned popsicle must be long enough to induce the gag reflex. If the length of the penis surpasses or matches the popsicle, it means that it has passed the popsicle test. Thus, you can gag someone with that shlong!
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Cop questioning ID “yea you don’t look 346 years old, you got a beauty secret.” Citizen “I’m a Meat popsicle.”
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before she started I stopped her, went to the freezer, got some ice cubes, and after I explained a little more she was all about giving me a popsicle
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Get the Popsicle mug.A Canadian Popsicle. The act of wrapping your penis in bacon and then letting a moose feast upon it. A fun twist can also involve covering the bacon in syrup.
Alex- Hey Mike what are you doing ?
Mike- Oh nothing just about to go give a Moose a "Canadian Popsicle" !
Alex- o_O
Mike- Oh nothing just about to go give a Moose a "Canadian Popsicle" !
Alex- o_O
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Get the Pork Popsicle mug.When a man having sex with a woman on the beach pretends to be performing oral sex on her during the missionary position, meanwhile covering his wet penis in the sand, and soon after, surprising the woman by the forcefully thrusting back inside her with the sand-covered penis
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