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Poor Mans Garage Sale

when an individual pulls up to a garage sale and is disappointed by the sales contents. can also be applied to car boot sales, yard sales and estate sales.
john went to this garage sale today trying to find some new games for his system but instead found a empty iphone box priced at 20 bucks, multiple old microwaves, and a hoodie with a hole in it. thats what i call a Poor Mans Garage Sale!
by kieralovedanny October 9, 2025
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a poor mans mexican

A half blooded Mexican, considered not to be Hispanic because of manerisms and family traits
" Oh Juan ain't really Hispanic, he's a poor mans Mexican"
by KickAssKoalla February 8, 2017
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Poor Man's Target Practice

When your girl gives you head and doesn't swallow all of it and leaves some of the cum dripping down your penis that goes down your balls and reaches your anus.
Man the other day after my girl gave me head I got some poor man's target practice in!
by The Real Slim Shardy May 30, 2024
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poor mans rum

Some poor mans rum soon calmed him down.
by !munchkin-pumpkin! January 23, 2012
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Poor Man’s Ether

Having sex with your wife in order to sleep.
Hey mama, I’m having trouble sleeping. Can I get a shot of some Poor Man’s Ether. Pwease!!
by anonymous July 6, 2023
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Poor Man's Style

A drawing on a piece of paper only done with a pen. Only one color, mostly grey, and no other things used. Usually done when the artist refuses to buy other supplies, either not having enough money or just not wanting to cuz he's a greedy bastard.
A:"Why didn't you color it? Or you anything besides your pen for that matter?"

B:"Dude I got the Poor Man's Style of drawing."

A:"So you're just a greedy bastard?"

B:"Pretty much."
by Null, The King Of Nothing December 2, 2017
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poor man's roll

Taking an Amphetamine and a Benzodiazepine simultaneously to emulate the effects of extacy when said substance is unavailable or unreliable or you just prefer the PMR.
Dood I popped like three klonapin and some Dex This is the poor man's roll!
by elwoood13 November 5, 2013
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