poofy coat

A coat worn for very cold weather that usually contains down feathers and is of a large volume.

Pat got his poofy coat all muddy when he took his jeep offroading.

by jarrrod May 13, 2009

pooty tan

The brownish discoloration typical around the underside of the groin and butt - typically found on people who are grotesquely overweight.

"That was nasty, this fat guy bent over in gym shorts and he had excessive pooty tan."

by maikelyeremy September 12, 2009

poofterrific

poof + terrific. This phrase also contains the word poofter in it. This refers to the mannerisms and actions of someone who is gay or is sending off massive gaydar signals. Only gay people can use this term between themselves.

Frank (whispering): Geoffery's man bag is so poofterrific!

by yeahyeahyeahwhatever November 26, 2009

Poofy Butt

Another name for anal sex, because it is how a person's butt gets after butt sex.

Hey babe, i'm gonna give you poofy butt tonight!

by gbaby88 May 13, 2010

poofy squishy time

semi-cuddling with a friend that you secretly have feelings for, and dont want to chance ruining your friendship with...

hey i have seen you in a couple days, i need some poofy squishy time!

by some dude.... October 15, 2011

poofy-doo

Also known as a sneek-a-toke, a poofy doo is a cardboard toilet paper roll that has dryer sheets tied to the end of it. Poofy doo was invented by teenagers to be able to smoke weed in their parent's house without them finding out. (doesn't always work) You just blow smoke through poofy-doo and it smells laundry fresh!

"Dude, go get the poofy-doo. I just packed a bowl and your mom is drunk anyway!"

by Haylox9 February 21, 2013

Pooty hole Benson

A person who is a complete failure at life. Someone who just can't seem to find his butt, even if he is using both his hands.

My sister's husband is a real pooty hole benson.

by EJ'sdaughter October 3, 2015